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Recently I returned to a discussion after a break and I was suddenly accused of not taking centrifugal forces into account. 
I guess I was out of the loop for a while.

 

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23 minutes ago, Ghideon said:

Recently I returned to a discussion after a break and I was suddenly accused of not taking centrifugal forces into account. 
I guess I was out of the loop for a while.

Spinning your wheels?

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22 minutes ago, Ghideon said:

Recently I returned to a discussion after a break and I was suddenly accused of not taking centrifugal forces into account. 
I guess I was out of the loop for a while.

 

I was thrown away from that discussion with the escape velocity.

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31 minutes ago, joigus said:

I was thrown away from that discussion with the escape velocity.

Another name for an escape clause is a 'loophole". That's probably how Ghideon fell out.

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6 minutes ago, Phi for All said:

Another name for an escape clause is a 'loophole". That's probably how Ghideon fell out.

LOL. A noose, that's what it is. <giggle>

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25 minutes ago, Phi for All said:

Another name for an escape clause is a 'loophole". That's probably how Ghideon fell out.

Probably. But more likely I tried to point out the holes in another members argument regarding outwards acceleration and I went off on a tangent.  

 

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Biggest Joke I know of: The Donald...

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Mating-brilliant. (@ Koti.)

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This could be hard proof of tunneling for macroscopic objects...

 

mistery.jpg

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3 hours ago, joigus said:

This could be hard proof of tunneling for macroscopic objects...

 

mistery.jpg

Three of those images imply too much power in the wrong place.
The other is a horse.

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Three have horsepower. One is a horse's ass.

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6 minutes ago, zapatos said:

Three have horsepower. One is a horse's ass.

Let's not denigrate our equine companions.

Otherwise ,fair comment.

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If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?

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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for 
a month (Theodore Roosevelt)

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How many meals a day does a mathematician eat?

9

They eat 3 squared meals a day.

Good thing portion sizes are relative..

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