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What is your self-assessed level of expertise within your favourite area? (check one option)

- Beginner
- Average
⌧ Professional

 

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- Poor, I never feel that I’m, right
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What forum section do you most often post in? (Select one from the drop-down list)

Speculations

 

If you are drawn as winner, what brand of headphones do you prefer our sponsor to ship to you?

- Bang Olufsen
- Bowers & Wilkins
- Harman Kardon
⌧ Dunning Kruger

 

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23 minutes ago, Ghideon said:

What forum section do you most often post in?

I think that should have been "What forum section do you most often find your posts being wrongly moved to?"

24 minutes ago, Ghideon said:

⌧ Dunning Kruger

:) 

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1 hour ago, taeto said:

Not enough unibrow for my taste, so I have to pass :unsure:.

What you talking about, she's beautiful 😘

feast your eyes on princess Zahra Khanom Tadj es-Saltaneh (1883 – 1936) who was considered the ultimate symbol of beauty in Persia during the early 1900s. So much in fact, a total of 13 young men killed themselves because she rejected their love.IMG_3171.thumb.JPG.03cbe86519982dc94d0b948fcefb7b2e.JPG

Edited by Curious layman

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I’ll quote Eleanor Roosevelt now:

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

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True, but she's been dead for 84 years, so she's fair game as far as I'm concerned. I thinks it's hilarious 😂 

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I’m confident your mind is far from small, but continuing to speak about the looks of others in a mocking way forces me to reconsider. Your call. Carry on

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50 minutes ago, Curious layman said:

What you talking about, she's beautiful 😘

feast your eyes on princess Zahra Khanom Tadj es-Saltaneh (1883 – 1936) who was considered the ultimate symbol of beauty in Persia during the early 1900s. So much in fact, a total of 13 young men killed themselves because she rejected their love.IMG_3171.thumb.JPG.03cbe86519982dc94d0b948fcefb7b2e.JPG

OK, I'll reconsider. If she was 18 at the time of the photo, that might yet give the brows enough of a chance to get their act together. 

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I think HE was a cross-dresser.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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maybe she's just cross.

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5 minutes ago, dimreepr said:

maybe she's just cross.

A cute Persian cross kitten.

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Looks like some of our spammers are using bots to generate the text. This example amused me

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What is Mole?

Just about everyone has a minimum of one mole. Before you learn to do away with moles, you should learn the method by which they live. Moles have very bad eyesight, but are also quite sensitive to touch. Some moles are found at birth. The mole might also be utilized to symbolize the range of atoms, ions, or other entities in a specific sample of a substance. When an old mole changes, or every time a new mole appears in adulthood, you should observe a physician to look it over.

 

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29 minutes ago, Strange said:

Looks like some of our spammers are using bots to generate the text. This example amused me

We only spambanned them because the robot left out, "Don't forget to drizzle some on your huevos tomorrow for breakfast!" This is why we still need people.

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Great demonstration of why correlation is not causality:

 

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On 1/27/2020 at 3:26 PM, Strange said:

Looks like some of our spammers are using bots to generate the text. This example amused me

 

Thats not a bot, thats just Dimm on weed. 

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Moles have had a bad press, they need a bake. ;):blink:

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I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet. 

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Playing the Nazi Card in the Third Reich

 

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