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Scientific insults for people with a room temperature IQ

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Hello guys,

 

I was hoping to start a topic where we could friendly insult each other in a scientific way just for laughs.

 

Stuff like:

 

"You got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching."

or

"Your wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead." "You are so dense that light bends around you." etc

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"I see you suffer from higher than normal recessive genes"

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There is too much chlorine in your gene pool.

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You are so silly, with your formula for making beer - pouring root beer into a square glass.............................

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I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

 

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

 

I've been trying to see things from your point of view, but I cannot get my head that far up my ass.

 

You're clearly unmolested by enlightenment.

 

I'd have better luck picking up a turd by the clean end than engaging in an intelligible conversation with you.

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I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

 

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

 

I've been trying to see things from your point of view, but I cannot get my head that far up my ass.

 

You're clearly unmolested by enlightenment.

 

I'd have better luck picking up a turd by the clean end than engaging in an intelligible conversation with you.

Destroyer quotes and so funny! Like it iNow.

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Your argument is as weak as the soup you would get from boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had starved to death.

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This demonstrates Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. I have absolutely no idea where you're coming from now that I know exactly how slow you are!

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Your argument reminds me of the mathematical description of a black hole in general relativity: It seems quite complex, but in reality there is no point.

 

 

(Also, tangent, but it just occurred to me as I was writing this that the distance within which an event horizon will appear is literally called the Black Shield Radius).

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In order to teach you general relativity we need to start with the basics you might understand.

 

Whats 2+2=

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Were your parents close- like, maybe, brother + sister?

 

Is there a grown up who usually helps you with this sort of thing?

How can you be that dumb, and yet remember to breathe?

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Your mind is a perfect example of a singularity. The known laws of physics no longer applies.

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If you'd fall from the the level of your ego to the level of your IQ you surely wouldn't survive.

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Wow...I've had diarrheas better formed than that idea/argument.

 

I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you.

 

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

 

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

 

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that.

 

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

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Wow...I've had diarrheas better formed than that idea/argument.

 

I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you.

 

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

 

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

 

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that.

 

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

 

I've missed the old barbed iNow

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I am going to use that alphabet soup one next time someone I know gives me yet another shitty explanation of things I ask him to explain. lol.

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I've missed the old barbed iNow

 

Me too, despite being caught more than once.

Edited by dimreepr

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Your mind is like Schrodinger's cat. We don't know if it's dead or alive.

 

2 + 2 = 4

See that? That's the mathematical proof you're wrong.

 

I see your intelligence has reached rock bottom.

And proceeded to dig.

 

You really think this could work?

That makes 1.

 

Your brain might as well be made of Swiss cheese for all the holes in your argument.

Edited by Raider5678

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Your understanding of climate science is almost as good as Donald Trump's.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle.


You are a prime candidate for natural deselection.


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Your brain, being massless, could travel at the speed of light.

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