Silvestru Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Hello guys, I was hoping to start a topic where we could friendly insult each other in a scientific way just for laughs. Stuff like: "You got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching." or "Your wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead." "You are so dense that light bends around you." etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordred Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 "I see you suffer from higher than normal recessive genes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 There is too much chlorine in your gene pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmydasaint Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 You are so silly, with your formula for making beer - pouring root beer into a square glass............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. I've been trying to see things from your point of view, but I cannot get my head that far up my ass. You're clearly unmolested by enlightenment. I'd have better luck picking up a turd by the clean end than engaging in an intelligible conversation with you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmydasaint Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. I've been trying to see things from your point of view, but I cannot get my head that far up my ass. You're clearly unmolested by enlightenment. I'd have better luck picking up a turd by the clean end than engaging in an intelligible conversation with you. Destroyer quotes and so funny! Like it iNow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Your argument is as weak as the soup you would get from boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had starved to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 This demonstrates Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. I have absolutely no idea where you're coming from now that I know exactly how slow you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Your argument reminds me of the mathematical description of a black hole in general relativity: It seems quite complex, but in reality there is no point. (Also, tangent, but it just occurred to me as I was writing this that the distance within which an event horizon will appear is literally called the Black Shield Radius). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Black Shield Radius). My next rock band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordred Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 In order to teach you general relativity we need to start with the basics you might understand. Whats 2+2= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cuthber Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Were your parents close- like, maybe, brother + sister? Is there a grown up who usually helps you with this sort of thing? How can you be that dumb, and yet remember to breathe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordred Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Your mind is a perfect example of a singularity. The known laws of physics no longer applies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 If you'd fall from the the level of your ego to the level of your IQ you surely wouldn't survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Wow...I've had diarrheas better formed than that idea/argument. I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you. If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that. You're as useless as a knitted condom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Wow...I've had diarrheas better formed than that idea/argument. I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you. If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that. You're as useless as a knitted condom. I've missed the old barbed iNow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrP Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I am going to use that alphabet soup one next time someone I know gives me yet another shitty explanation of things I ask him to explain. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimreepr Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 (edited) I've missed the old barbed iNow Me too, despite being caught more than once. Edited June 2, 2017 by dimreepr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider5678 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 (edited) Your mind is like Schrodinger's cat. We don't know if it's dead or alive. 2 + 2 = 4 See that? That's the mathematical proof you're wrong. I see your intelligence has reached rock bottom. And proceeded to dig. You really think this could work? That makes 1. Your brain might as well be made of Swiss cheese for all the holes in your argument. Edited June 2, 2017 by Raider5678 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrock Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Your understanding of climate science is almost as good as Donald Trump's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvestru Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You are a prime candidate for natural deselection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manticore Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Your brain, being massless, could travel at the speed of light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 You're proof that evolution can go in reverse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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