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38 minutes ago, beecee said:

Question: Why don't blind people bungee jump?

 

 

 

 

Answer: Because it scares the fuck out of the dog.

Skydiving works here, too.

 

”I never knew dogs could scream!”

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Three of those images imply too much power in the wrong place. The other is a horse.

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52 minutes ago, beecee said:

Question: Why don't blind people bungee jump?

 

 

 

 

Answer: Because it scares the fuck out of the dog.

13 minutes ago, swansont said:

Skydiving works here, too.

 

”I never knew dogs could scream!”

At least they'd know right before they hit, when the tension goes out of the leash.

 

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On 5/8/2021 at 3:49 PM, beecee said:

Confession time...I actually plagiarised that dog joke from here.....at the 3 minute mark 😉

 

 

 

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10 hours ago, zapatos said:

That clock wouldn't work no matter how she put it up.

Doesn't look like a very functional clock, does it? But still, when in Rome do as the Romans do.

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5 hours ago, joigus said:

Doesn't look like a very functional clock, does it? But still, when in Rome do as the Romans do.

A friend of mine had a novelty clock that ran backwards. 

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2 hours ago, Moontanman said:

A friend of mine had a novelty clock that ran backwards. 

I think I've seen one of those somewhere.

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26 minutes ago, joigus said:

I think I've seen one of those somewhere.

It was a mirror image of a real clock much like the one in the joke photo. 

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Why is the number '6' on a clock face oriented right-side up when using Arabic numerals...

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...but upside down when using Roman numerals?

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43 minutes ago, zapatos said:

Why is the number '6' on a clock face oriented right-side up when using Arabic numerals...

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...but upside down when using Roman numerals?

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My guess is that the earliest clocks were sun dials and laid flat. You can walk around a sun dial.

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1 hour ago, zapatos said:

Why is the number '6' on a clock face oriented right-side up when using Arabic numerals...

...but upside down when using Roman numerals?

Because you'd be later if you confused a 9 with a 6 than you'd be if you confused a XI with an IX. 

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On 5/13/2021 at 9:47 PM, zapatos said:

Why is the number '6' on a clock face oriented right-side up when using Arabic numerals...

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...but upside down when using Roman numerals?

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Because ancient Romans didn't quite know where the hell they were? LOL

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13 hours ago, joigus said:

Because ancient Romans didn't quite know where the hell they were? LOL

"Ahh, but we knew EXACTLY how fast we were going." -- Heisenbergus

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1 hour ago, joigus said:

Which one is the right cathode-anode polarity?

QUIZ: Can You Spot Which Logo is Correct?

I think non -sexual ideas seems better :) or unisex pahaha. 

therefore ,both or none of these is correct :) 

with high volume of cheerings,

best cheers :)

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10 minutes ago, ahmet said:

I think non -sexual ideas seems better :) or unisex pahaha. 

therefore ,both or none of these is correct :) 

with high volume of cheerings,

best cheers :)

Is that a joke?

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22 minutes ago, ahmet said:

I think non -sexual ideas seems better :) or unisex pahaha. 

No sex implied. :) It was a joke-quiz. Both the joke and the quiz are pretty lame. It's easy if you google. The thing is whether you can retrieve it from your long-term memory without looking at the real logo.

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13 minutes ago, joigus said:

No sex implied. :) It was a joke-quiz. Both the joke and the quiz are pretty lame. It's easy if you google. The thing is whether you can retrieve it from your long-term memory without looking at the real logo.

but catode and anode stimulates me to think so. sorry really if this is my failure. 

meanwhile, it perfectly seems like I have been degreeded in this joke sequence :)

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Personally, and regardless of sex, I think it should be a rectifier between the AC and the DC.
But if I had suggested that when they were still together, Angus would have hit me over the head with his guitar.

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11 minutes ago, MigL said:

Personally, and regardless of sex, I think it should be a rectifier between the AC and the DC.
But if I had suggested that when they were still together, Angus would have hit me over the head with his guitar.

The less informed you are, the better the joke...

 

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I was going to get my mail a couple days ago and a couple misguided youths had placed a (very realistic) rubber rattlesnake in the sidewalk to the mailboxes. They rolled out of a car across the parking lots reveling in laughter saying "you might be white headed but you still have the moves!" I must admit I found a few old moves real fast.

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1 hour ago, Moontanman said:

I was going to get my mail a couple days ago and a couple misguided youths had placed a (very realistic) rubber rattlesnake in the sidewalk to the mailboxes. They rolled out of a car across the parking lots reveling in laughter saying "you might be white headed but you still have the moves!" I must admit I found a few old moves real fast.

When I was a young bloke, I was walking/waddling home early one morning [about 0200hrs] after a night out on the piss. Walking up my drive way i walked into a spiders web, and in my efforts to shake off any spider [I forgot to mention, I hate spiders and creepy crawlies] woke the neighbourhood up with my screams and swearing and jumping up and down, for them to see a pissed, half naked man. Not sure I would have acted any different even if sober! 😛

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