Daedalus 330 Posted January 7, 2018 Pencil and Trump Head! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Cuthber 3813 Posted January 7, 2018 On a related note, why is Trump so bothered about a book? It's not as if many of his supporters actually read much. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sensei 1033 Posted January 11, 2018 The very long chain of jokes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxFkEj7KPC0 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moontanman 2231 Posted January 13, 2018 http://newsthump.com/2017/11/17/elephants-legalise-the-squishing-of-wealthy-thrill-killing-arseholes/ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arc 316 Posted January 15, 2018 I have a reasonable suspicion this is how Kim Jong-un's bodyguards screw with him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonDie 145 Posted January 16, 2018 How did all of us build a border wall? Actually, none of us did build that wall. W'all did it together. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moontanman 2231 Posted January 23, 2018 Why is the Starship Enterprise like Toilet Paper? Because they both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moontanman 2231 Posted January 25, 2018 (edited) What do you see at 09:17? Real dinosaurs! Edited January 25, 2018 by Moontanman 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moontanman 2231 Posted February 2, 2018 (edited) Edited February 2, 2018 by Moontanman 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex_Krycek 47 Posted February 2, 2018 (edited) MARSHALL, MN—Claiming that his gruff classroom demeanor was often misunderstood, no-nonsense chemistry teacher Bill Powderly explained on Wednesday that he was only tough on his students because he gets off on exploiting his authority. “Listen folks, I’m only stern with you kids because I care [about the surge of dopamine that rushes through my brain every time I raise my voice],” said Powderly, who added that his biggest source of happiness—besides bullying adolescents for the sheer thrill—was teaching. “You don’t have to like me, but I conduct myself in this manner because [it makes me feel like an omnipotent god-king].” Powderly went on to say that one day when they became adults, his students would look back and realize he was “a [small, vindictive] man who cared.” https://local.theonion.com/gruff-no-nonsense-teacher-only-hard-on-students-becaus-1822586332 Edited February 2, 2018 by Phi for All Linked to original Onion article 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itoero 48 Posted February 2, 2018 I have a sprained wrist by watching female tennis. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daedalus 330 Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) Get the cannon!!! Edited February 6, 2018 by Daedalus 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iNow 5836 Posted February 6, 2018 Dow "Joans." Pick up an effing book once in a while, FFS... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrP 591 Posted February 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, iNow said: Dow "Joans." Pick up an effing book once in a while, FFS... Saw someone post something today suggesting that the tweet was fake. I can believe how people would fall for it though. lol. Ovv corse, he does hafe previous though! ;-) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex_Krycek 47 Posted February 6, 2018 Just now, DrP said: Saw someone post something today suggesting that the tweet was fake. I can believe how people would fall for it though. lol. Ovv corse, he does hafe previous though! ;-) Yeah, that's easily something Trump would write. "This is an ISLAND, surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water." - Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the Unites States of America -1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daedalus 330 Posted February 6, 2018 6 hours ago, DrP said: Saw someone post something today suggesting that the tweet was fake. I can believe how people would fall for it though. lol. Ovv corse, he does hafe previous though! ;-) Yes, it was a joke meme, which is why I posted it here 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrP 591 Posted February 7, 2018 11 hours ago, Daedalus said: Yes, it was a joke meme, which is why I posted it here Yes - and many fell for it thinking it was real.... as did iNow from the looks of his post, so I clarified it. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koti 484 Posted February 7, 2018 Its fake: https://www.snopes.com/did-trump-tweet-president-dow-joans/ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itoero 48 Posted February 10, 2018 Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? -->To get to the same side! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koti 484 Posted February 18, 2018 I find this pretty amusing: 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koti 484 Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) Moved to political humor. Edited February 20, 2018 by koti 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iNow 5836 Posted February 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, koti said: I was about to post this in the gun thread but decided here will be better. This is good on more than one level: Many of the posts above, including yours, would really be better here: 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moontanman 2231 Posted February 23, 2018 (edited) Edited February 23, 2018 by Moontanman 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itoero 48 Posted February 24, 2018 If Jesus was drowned to death then we would have an aquarium hanging on the ceiling instead of a cross:) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itoero 48 Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) Edited February 24, 2018 by Itoero 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
