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A gif, I couldn't get it to display.. 

Edited September 23, 20178 yr by Moontanman

I tried to put 'penis' as password but it's too short.

Fill in the blanks:

f__k

s_x

boo_s

p_n_s

 

 

 

Here's the answers: fork,six,boots,pants.

How many of you got them correctly ??

I got a fine of 60 euro for peeing outdoor. But I payed 100 euro because I had to take a shit as well.

I miss having a Billy on this forum  

What do alcoholic Nazis do?......  

 

 

......Seek Ale!

22 minutes ago, DrP said:

What do alcoholic Nazis do?......  

 

......Seek Ale!

I don't get it   (I hope the reply won't be: But your mum sure does.)

3 minutes ago, Silvestru said:

I don't get it   

"Sieg hail"  Was a Nazi chant.  It meant 'Hail Victory' I think. It sounds the same as 'seek ale'   Ale is beer - an alcoholic beverage.

6 minutes ago, Silvestru said:

(I hope the reply won't be: But your mum sure does.)

Ha ha ha - No, but last night though!...  ;-) - just kidding - your mum is too hairy for me and her claws and teeth are too sharp.

1 minute ago, DrP said:

"Sieg hail"  Was a Nazi chant.  It meant 'Hail Victory' I think. It sounds the same as 'seek ale'  

Aaah  sorry I'm a bit slow in the morning. Plus I am not as familiar as you with Nazi chants so I had no chance to get it  

You learn something new every day.

How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell them, the natural diet of an asylum seeker is paedophiles...

24 minutes ago, dimreepr said:

How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell them, the natural diet of an asylum seeker is paedophiles...

that's an unnatural diet.

44 minutes ago, geordief said:

that's an unnatural diet.

I'm guessing you read the Daily Mail...

What did the British particle physicist say when he got accepted to work at LHC? SMASHING!

Thought I'd make a vaccine meme. Hope you like it.

Bilbos Danny!!! I said Bilbos!!!

Here's an old Bridge joke from the time when I was learning to play Bridge in late 80's:

Two couples met on a Friday night to play Bridge. The next morning one husband calls the other and says:
1 - Buddy, I'm sorry I have to say this to you but we were missing money after last night.
2 - Oh man, are you seriously considering we took your money?!
1 - Naw, we found the money but the bad taste is still there.

2 hours ago, koti said:

Two couples met on a Friday night to play Bridge. The next morning one husband calls the other and says:
1 - Buddy, I'm sorry I have to say this to you but we were missing money after last night.
2 - Oh man, are you seriously considering we took your money?!
1 - Naw, we found the money but the bad taste is still there.

Nice, very subtle. Reminds me of some of the Yiddish jokes I've heard, where the punch line is very low-key.

 

A man goes to visit his aged father and finds him in front of the television.

Son: "Hey Poppa, what're you doing?"

Dad: "Watching basketball."

Son: "What's the score?"

Dad: "86 to 82."

Son: "Who's winning?"

Dad: "86."

That's a little bit frightening, and (perhaps unexpectedly) about 40 years too late.

Why do orkanes get female names? At fist they are wild and wet but finally they take your house.

Edited December 12, 20178 yr by Itoero

Tom Morello was the guitarist in „Rage against the Maschine” and „Audioslave”

 

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/48695239701720712/

Edited December 16, 20178 yr by Moontanman