Pencil and Trump Head!

On a related note, why is Trump so bothered about a book?
It's not as if many of his supporters actually read much.

The very long chain of jokes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxFkEj7KPC0

 

 

http://newsthump.com/2017/11/17/elephants-legalise-the-squishing-of-wealthy-thrill-killing-arseholes/

       I have a reasonable suspicion this is how Kim Jong-un's bodyguards screw with him. 

 

 

How did all of us build a border wall?

Actually, none of us did build that wall. 

W'all did it together.

Why is the Starship Enterprise like Toilet Paper?

Because they both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons...

 

What do you see at 09:17? Real dinosaurs! 

 

 

Edited January 25, 20187 yr by Moontanman

Edited February 2, 20187 yr by Moontanman

MARSHALL, MN—Claiming that his gruff classroom demeanor was often misunderstood, no-nonsense chemistry teacher Bill Powderly explained on Wednesday that he was only tough on his students because he gets off on exploiting his authority. “Listen folks, I’m only stern with you kids because I care [about the surge of dopamine that rushes through my brain every time I raise my voice],” said Powderly, who added that his biggest source of happiness—besides bullying adolescents for the sheer thrill—was teaching. “You don’t have to like me, but I conduct myself in this manner because [it makes me feel like an omnipotent god-king].” Powderly went on to say that one day when they became adults, his students would look back and realize he was “a [small, vindictive] man who cared.”

https://local.theonion.com/gruff-no-nonsense-teacher-only-hard-on-students-becaus-1822586332

Edited February 2, 20187 yr by Phi for All
Linked to original Onion article

I have a sprained wrist by watching female tennis.

Get the cannon!!!

Edited February 6, 20187 yr by Daedalus

Dow "Joans." Pick up an effing book once in a while, FFS...

11 minutes ago, iNow said:

Dow "Joans." Pick up an effing book once in a while, FFS...

Saw someone post something today suggesting that the tweet was fake. I can believe how people would fall for it though. lol.

Ovv corse, he does hafe previous though!   ;-)

Just now, DrP said:

Saw someone post something today suggesting that the tweet was fake. I can believe how people would fall for it though. lol.

Ovv corse, he does hafe previous though!   ;-)

Yeah, that's easily something Trump would write. 

"This is an ISLAND, surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water." 

- Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the Unites States of America

 

6 hours ago, DrP said:

Saw someone post something today suggesting that the tweet was fake. I can believe how people would fall for it though. lol.

Ovv corse, he does hafe previous though!   ;-)

Yes, it was a joke meme, which is why I posted it here

11 hours ago, Daedalus said:

Yes, it was a joke meme, which is why I posted it here

Yes - and many fell for it thinking it was real....  as did iNow from the looks of his post, so I clarified it.   

Its fake:

https://www.snopes.com/did-trump-tweet-president-dow-joans/

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

-->To get to the same side!

I find this pretty amusing:

 

Moved to political humor.

 

Edited February 20, 20187 yr by koti

27 minutes ago, koti said:

I was about to post this in the gun thread but decided here will be better. This is good on more than one level:

Many of the posts above, including yours, would really be better here: 

 

Edited February 23, 20187 yr by Moontanman

If Jesus was drowned to death then we would have an aquarium hanging on the ceiling instead of a cross:)

Edited February 24, 20187 yr by Itoero