geordief Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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geordief Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 (edited) https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8erpgy727jo Funny ha ha (Edinburgh Festival one liner winners) eg Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.” Edited August 19 by geordief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 As I was leaving the art museum, I got arrested for stealing a painting. I don't understand. Earlier when I asked the guide if I could take a picture, he said yes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 It’s illegal to laugh out loud in Hawaii. You have to keep it to a low ha. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Got a couple of test results back. I got a 75 on COVID, what the hell does that mean?! Also, my IQ came back positive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Four years ago, I saw clearly that this trend in jokes was coming. It was 2020. You really can't compare Canadians and Americans. In two centuries, it's only been possible to draw one parallel between them. Canadians have more freedoms than Americans do. It's because we gave them more latitude. Things were simpler 1923 years ago. That's why we start with History 101. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 12 minutes ago, Moontanman said: Turn the last one downside up and you have "Escapologist".(oh is it not a frog?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharonY Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 I feel the anger of arachnologists rising. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 18 minutes ago, CharonY said: I feel the anger of arachnologists rising. I thought it looked like a crab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharonY Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 5 hours ago, geordief said: I thought it looked like a crab But just look at its cute little spidey-eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 7 hours ago, CharonY said: But just look at its cute little spidey-eyes! Sure it is not spideation? The eyes ,you say....ah yes a bit familiar....cute ,yes and kind of ,welcoming. I think I'll take a cl.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 16 hours ago, CharonY said: I feel the anger of arachnologists rising. Oh what a tangled web we weave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studiot Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Particularly for exchemist (and a few others) How do you tell a chemist from a plumber ? Spoiler Ask them to pronounce unionised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Externet Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Enjoyable... ---> https://youtu.be/QnjC4FYze04 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Where do bad rainbows go? 🌈 To prism. It’s a light sentence, but gives them time to reflect. 💡🪞 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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swansont Posted Wednesday at 02:05 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 02:05 AM On 9/4/2024 at 6:54 PM, Moontanman said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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