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Best UFO report ever! Once you listen to this guys story you'll never doubt him! It's a bit long but completely worth it to find out what UFO really is! 

 

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”

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    For the benefit of overseas members, B & Q are a large DIY chain that have been running a heavy advertising campaign under the slogan

    You can do it.

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    On 6/29/2021 at 11:15 AM, Moontanman said:

    Best UFO report ever! Once you listen to this guys story you'll never doubt him! It's a bit long but completely worth it to find out what UFO really is! 

     

    I can't believe I got no takers on the trucker and the UFO! 

    I've got an old vacuum cleaner I'm thinking of selling, its just knocking around collecting dust. 

    Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?  - It has great food but no atmosphere.

    There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?  - Nothing it just waved.

    What do dentists call their X-rays?  - Tooth pics

     

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    Henny Youngman ( the king of the one-liners ) would be proud of you ...
    He sends a +1.

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    29 minutes ago, TheVat said:

    Jeff's,  erm,  rocket... 

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    It's clearly undergone circumcision. :D 

    Little boys like to play with their dinks.
    Rich little boys build huge ones to play with.

    58 minutes ago, MigL said:

    Little boys like to play with their dinks.
    Rich little boys build huge ones to play with.

    If you believe George Carlin, Jeff's thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the national space programs. 

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