studiot Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 Item on today's News (quizz) On account of the extensive space junk layer about the Earth, only 37% of prayers are now getting through. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermack Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genady Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 (From The New Yorker of October 23) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iNow Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Vehicle in background should be a raised pickup with knob tires filthy from a recent muddin trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studiot Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 Why not half past ten ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Heisenberg is driving down the highway when he is pulled over by the state patrol. "Excuse me, sir, did you know you were going at 87 mph?" Heisenberg: "Oh great. Now I'm lost!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 (edited) I had a doctor with a sense of humor once, scared the living shit out of me with a cast saw. He was a catbird for sure. Edited November 8, 2023 by Moontanman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Some northern German company bought that brand recently. They say now it will be made from Hamburgers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharonY Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 This is so bad. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Externet Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Chinglish... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studiot Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 There I was, browsing for a new telephone. So here is the unexpected humerous example that the elementary AI algorithm offered me Why it thinks that folks frequently buy washing powder and plastic plants along with a telephone I can't imagine. But it is amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 (edited) 9 minutes ago, studiot said: There I was, browsing for a new telephone. So here is the unexpected humerous example that the elementary AI algorithm offered me Why it thinks that folks frequently buy washing powder and plastic plants along with a telephone I can't imagine. But it is amusing. A phone in the house used to be a status symbol- think Hyacinth Bouquet (I never got a phone until I was in my 50s -still awkward with them ) And you do have to keep them clean.You should see my remote control. Edited November 16, 2023 by geordief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 2 hours ago, studiot said: unexpected humerous example It struck the funny bone then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studiot Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 35 minutes ago, TheVat said: It struck the funny bone then? +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 I always wonder if Uranus jokes will ever get old. And then I laugh at the next one that appears. So, short answer: No. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringJunky Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 On 11/16/2023 at 12:18 PM, geordief said: A phone in the house used to be a status symbol- think Hyacinth Bouquet (I never got a phone until I was in my 50s -still awkward with them ) And you do have to keep them clean.You should see my remote control. Hyacinth Bucket. Pronounced 'Bukkit'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 So many jokes here I'll let you guys make them out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermack Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iNow Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Label the States Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethoflagos Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 1 hour ago, iNow said: Label the States Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states. That looks like an awful lot of Dakotas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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