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I was in Tesco's yesterday. I asked and assistant where the canned peaches were. She said, "I'll see" and smiled and walked off. I stood there waiting for ages, but she didn't come back.

So I eventually asked another assistant, and HE smiled and said "I'll see" and walked off. Never came back either.

That's me finished with Tesco's. 

I eventually found the peaches, they were in the very next aisle. 

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My wife and I were walking by a swanky new restaurant one day. “Did you smell that food?” she asked. “It smells absolutely incredible.”

Being a loving husband, I thought what the heck, I’ll treat her.

So we walked past the restaurant again!

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