3 hours ago, StringJunky said:

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numerals.. IM LIVID

You guys are really being 509 about Roman numerals.

1 hour ago, TheVat said:

You guys are really being 509 about Roman numerals.

...dixit dipstick

10 hours ago, TheVat said:

You guys are really being 509 about Roman numerals.

Har har. You're the one being a 504.

From my granddaughter age 4 while I was trying to drive a car. Why did the duck cross the road? Answer It was the chicken's day off. That was Ok the first 5 times, so she changed it. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the Moo vies. Why did the chicken cross the road? The duck had a day off.

I asked my Mrs if I was the best one she had been with.

She said yes, all the others were 9's or 10's

Hint to DV giver: it's a pun on the word "one."

I'm a fan of offensive jokes. Hope I don't hurt anyone's feelings. I'll start light.

The Greeks vs. the Italians

A Greek and Italian were debating who has the superior culture.
The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.”
The Italian says, “We have the Coliseum.”
The Greeks says, “We had great mathematicians and philosophers.”
The Italian says, “We created a world empire and established Pax Romana.”
And so on and so on for hours, until finally the Greek lights up and says…. “We invented sex!”
The Italian nods slowly, thinks, and replies, “That is true—but it was Italians who introduced it to women!”

Back to nerd humor for a moment:

Yesterday was Pythagoras Day. 9-16-25.

Termite walks into a bar, looks around and asks, “Hey, is the bartender here?”

A trichinosis larva and a maggot walk into a bar. The maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "Hey Jeff, I heard you always order pork." Jeff says "Indeed, I encyst upon it."

32 minutes ago, toucana said:

Gee, I have only ever played Yahtzee with dice. Not sure how you could substitute squirrels.... ;)

19 hours ago, npts2020 said:

Gee, I have only ever played Yahtzee with dice. Not sure how you could substitute squirrels.... ;)

Well I assume you would...dice them up first.

"Verifying that you are human.This may take a few seconds"

Scienceforums.net

19 hours ago, geordief said:

Verifying that you are human.This may take a few seconds

LoL. It's funny, my eyes have passed over that phrase many times and without fully absorbing the humorous implications.

4 hours ago, TheVat said:

LoL. It's funny, my eyes have passed over that phrase many times and without fully absorbing the humorous implications.

We will prevail with our "sens du drôle" !

Not much to comment..

You know Mamdani is from a liberal family of Indian descent, his mother Hindu and an award-winning filmmaker, and his upbringing mostly in the Bronx, right?

So help me understand what this meme is about?

51 minutes ago, TheVat said:

So help me understand what this meme is about?

I think it's about a joke.
But I could be wrong; it all depends on the amount of laughter 😄 .