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Son: "Hey, dad. I have an imaginary girlfriend"

Dad: "You can do better"

Son: "Thanks, dad"

Dad: "I wasn't talking to you"

1 hour ago, joigus said:

Son: "Hey, dad. I have an imaginary girlfriend"

Dad: "You can do better"

Son: "Thanks, dad"

Dad: "I wasn't talking to you"

+1

Have you ever read 'Chocky' by John Wyndham ?

A most imaginative book (only 150 pages) and well ahead of its time.

Edited by studiot

4 minutes ago, studiot said:

+1

Have you ever read 'Chocky' by John Wyndham ?

A most imaginative book (only 150 pages) and well ahead of its time.

I'm afraid I haven't, but coming from you, I'll look it up. Thank you.

3 minutes ago, joigus said:

I'm afraid I haven't, but coming from you, I'll look it up. Thank you.

I'm flattered but

It was coming from Wyndham really (did you recognise the Triffid man ?).

He had such a great imagination, and I believe it was his first novel.

4 minutes ago, studiot said:

It was coming from Wyndham really (did you recognise the Triffid man ?).

Dear Studiot, it would be shocking indeed that I recognised a character from a novel I haven't read!

I love British culture, but I cannot compete with you in that respect. I'm looking up Wyndham as we speak. Mind you, I must keep an eye on domestic affairs, literary and otherwise.

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