Item on today's News  (quizz)

 

On account of the extensive space junk layer about the Earth, only 37% of prayers are now getting through.

(From The New Yorker of October 23)

Vehicle in background should be a raised pickup with knob tires filthy from a recent muddin trip

 

Why not half past ten ?

 

 

 

Heisenberg is driving down the highway when he is pulled over by the state patrol.

 "Excuse me, sir, did you know you were going at 87 mph?"
 

Heisenberg: "Oh great. Now I'm lost!"

I had a doctor with a sense of humor once, scared the living shit out of me with a cast saw. He was a catbird for sure. 

 

 

Edited November 8, 20232 yr by Moontanman

Some northern German company bought that brand recently.  They say now it will be made from Hamburgers.

This is so bad. +1

Chinglish...

There I was, browsing for a new telephone.

 

So here is the unexpected humerous example that the elementary AI algorithm offered me

Why it thinks that folks frequently buy washing powder and plastic plants along with a telephone I can't imagine.

But it is amusing.

 

9 minutes ago, studiot said:

There I was, browsing for a new telephone.

 

So here is the unexpected humerous example that the elementary AI algorithm offered me

Why it thinks that folks frequently buy washing powder and plastic plants along with a telephone I can't imagine.

But it is amusing.

 

A phone in the house  used to be a status symbol- think Hyacinth Bouquet (I never got a phone until  I was in my 50s -still awkward with them )

And you do have to keep them clean.You should see my remote control.

Edited November 16, 20232 yr by geordief

2 hours ago, studiot said:

unexpected humerous example

It struck the funny bone then?

35 minutes ago, TheVat said:

It struck the funny bone then?

+1

I always wonder if Uranus jokes will ever get old.  And then I laugh at the next one that appears.  So, short answer: No.

 

On 11/16/2023 at 12:18 PM, geordief said:

A phone in the house  used to be a status symbol- think Hyacinth Bouquet (I never got a phone until  I was in my 50s -still awkward with them )

And you do have to keep them clean.You should see my remote control.

Hyacinth Bucket. Pronounced 'Bukkit'. 

So many jokes here I'll let you guys make them out! 

 

Label the States

Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states.

1 hour ago, iNow said:

Label the States

Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states.

That looks like an awful lot of Dakotas.