What says Tarzan when he sees his elephants coming?

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"There come my elephants".

I find this very amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM&app=desktop

Edited October 24, 20169 yr by koti

I find this very amusing.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM&app=desktop

 

So how long before I can get "if it bleeds we can kill it" out of my head?

 

So how long before I can get "if it bleeds we can kill it" out of my head?

 

"Soooomethiiing's oooout theeeere waaaaitiiing foooor uuuus" so you have to fight imatfaal. Also "it's a solo campain now" so better keep in mind that "if it bleeds we can kill it"

What says Tarzan when he sees his elephants coming?

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"There come my elephants".

 

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?

 

Grapes are purple.

 

 

 

What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

 

"Here come the grapes!" (she was colorblind)

How can an elephant cross a river without getting wet?

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He jumps from water lily to water lily.

How did the elephant cross the streams?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It didn't. Only humans are crazy enough to cross the streams!

This guy is awesomely nutts, look up his other videos:

A commercial that gave me a chuckle!

 

 

Too soon?

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Too soon?

Good one!

I over heard an odd conversation between my 2 buddies. One of them, was asking the other how he should ask a girl out. He's had a long time crush on someone, and was finally going to ask her out. Either way he decided to ask my other friend how to do so, which is a completely idiotic idea. Ironically he gave a simple piece of odd advice.

"Tell her best friend your planning on asking said girl out, and if the answer is yes then said girl will start hanging around you a lot more. Then you ask her."

 

So basically bet your dating advice on someones inability to keep a secret. Yep. Completely concrete.

 

He's now dating her.

So basically bet your dating advice on someones inability to keep a secret. Yep. Completely concrete.

 

 

 

A woman's inability. Absolutely concrete. (I don't care if that is sexist)

 

A woman's inability. Absolutely concrete. (I don't care if that is sexist)

I don't know. Worked for him, maybe I should try it lol

 

A woman's inability. Absolutely concrete. (I don't care if that is sexist)

 

Or perhaps the fact that women think about these things a lot more and a lot deeper - the best friend saw right through the little deception and correctly surmised that the suitor wanted his troth plighted through indirect means.

 

A woman's inability. Absolutely concrete. (I don't care if that is sexist)

 

Be careful, you might lure one out to turn your world into a living hell thus changing your view on their inability

BTW...I presume you must have read that "Grammar" thread and then chose to correct me in that "Voynich" thread.

Thank you I guess

 

 

 

Or perhaps the fact that women think about these things a lot more and a lot deeper - the best friend saw right through the little deception and correctly surmised that the suitor wanted his troth plighted through indirect means.

 

Men (young men) both gossip and think deeply about these things too, you'd be surprised

Thanks for your autobiography/biography suggestion, I like the idea

 

 

I don't know. Worked for him, maybe I should try it lol

 

Don't do it man, it's a trap.

Here, Eddie's got it all figured out:

 

 

 

Don't do it man, it's a trap.

Here, Eddie's got it all figured out:

Yes, yes he does. You should tell the other 15 boys who've gotten hooked up.

And yet they wonder why we have gun problems...

 

http://www.scienceforums.net/topic/100526-is-abortion-ethical/page-3

 

Is now a bad time to say he started it?

Only if you don't get it.

Sorry everyone, I should have resisted...

Cheers.

Edited November 17, 20169 yr by koti

For all you who think gun cannot save your life!!!

 

Edited November 27, 20169 yr by Moontanman