Moontanman Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 I find jokes like that to be divisive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moontanman Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 I have a friend that writes songs about sewing machines. She’s a Singer songwriter or sew it seams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordred Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Confucius says, "It is only when a mosquito lands on your balls, that there is a way to solve problems without violence" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 1 hour ago, Mordred said: Confucius says, "It is only when a mosquito lands on your balls, that there is a way to solve problems without violence" If only the same could be said of ticks(on the bell end). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 7 minutes ago, geordief said: If only the same could be said of ticks(on the bell end). There is a spider for that. Sorry about all my oil puns. They were crude. I promise to be more refined. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 2 hours ago, Moontanman said: Sorry about all my oil puns. They were crude. I promise to be more refined. You slippery types know the drill and rig the system so it pans out well for you. It's a viscous cycle! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 3 hours ago, Phi for All said: You slippery types know the drill and rig the system so it pans out well for you. It's a viscous cycle! Sometimes slick jokes are a way to drum up support. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 I heard that physicists only have five jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 57 minutes ago, Moontanman said: I heard that physicists only have five jokes... #5 -- Einstein developed a theory about space. It was about time, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 2 minutes ago, Phi for All said: #5 -- Einstein developed a theory about space. It was about time, too! At least three of them are funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 The constipated composer tried and tried but he couldn't finish the last movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 download (1).html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cuthber Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 13 hours ago, Moontanman said: The constipated composer tried and tried but he couldn't finish the last movement. He sought the advice of a mathematician who told him to work it out with a pencil. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 The musician finally gave up and began to erase all the lines of notes. His wife walked into the room and asked, "what is that smell?" "I'm decomposing," he replied. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 (edited) A couple of cannibals are sitting around, and one says: “I don’t like my brother-in-law very much.” The other one responds, “Then just eat the noodles." When I entered high school, I got my sister's hand-me-down calculator that didn't have a multiplication button. Times were hard back then. Edited April 23 by TheVat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 21 hours ago, TheVat said: A couple of cannibals are sitting around, and one says: “I don’t like my brother-in-law very much.” The other one responds, “Then just eat the noodles." To which the first retorts, "Easy for you to say, when your wife makes such good soup!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cladking Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 On 3/26/2024 at 11:56 AM, MSC said: The earliest examples being pyramids. It doesn't take much to understand that a low entropy stucture like a pyramid will withstand the test of time far longer than an obelisk will. Actually the Great Pyramid is just the tip of an obelisk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSC Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 hour ago, cladking said: Actually the Great Pyramid is just the tip of an obelisk. .... Im not even mad. That point is so good that Vlad the impaler wants to stick a rebllious peasant on it. I wonder if the Egyptians ever had the saying "Thats just the tip of the obelisk! I can almost picture the conversation now. Egyptian 1: Man obelisks are so hard to build. I wish it could be simpler. Doing the top is so dangerous. Egyptian 2: Oh my Ra! What if we built an obelisk, that is all top?! Egyptian 1: Let me get by chisel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 A handsome and muscular man walks into a bar, opens up his backpack, and sets out on the counter a tiny man and a miniature piano of compatible size. The tiny man begins to play, with great skill. That's amazing, says the bartender. Where did you find him? A genie in an old bottle gave him to me, says the man. I had three wishes. The first two were good looks and immortality, and those were provided - today is my 157th birthday. The man sips his beer and looks sadly over at his tiny companion. Unfortunately, says the man, the genie didn't hear me clearly on the third wish so instead of my actual request he gave me a 12 inch pianist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringJunky Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 On 4/7/2024 at 3:27 PM, TheVat said: I find jokes like that to be divisive. And it can only multiply. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 5 hours ago, StringJunky said: And it can only multiply. In addition, I dislike subtraction so much I'll stop at nothing to avoid negative numbers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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