JonM Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 "I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." ~ George S. Patton "If we do discover a complete theory, it should in time be understandable in broad principle by everyone, not just a few scientists. Then we shall all, philosophers, scientists, and just ordinary people, be able to take part in the discussion of the question of why it is that we and the universe exist. If we find the answer to that, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason — for then we would know the mind of God." ~ Stephen Hawking "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." ~ Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormholeman Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 "Trying is the first step towards failer" Homer.S heehee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eruheru Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk. -homer simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilja Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 "One Death is a tragedy , one million is a statistic" Joseph Stalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell "It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere."-Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 i do not remember who said it, but i like it: "the path to darkness is a journey, not a lightswitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herpguy Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I love cats...they taste like chicken. -My math teacher's poster Monkeys will fly...if you throw them. -A different on AIM Help stop poverty...eat the poor -Another icon on AIM "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 "i'm so 1336!"--me(as a stupid joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padren Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a racecar! Is any of this getting through to you?" 3ch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quick silver Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 all the world's a stage and we are but it's many pawns >William shakespear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 all the world's a stage and we are but it's many pawns >William shakespear? BLASPHEMY!!! From As You Like It: All the world's a stage And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. Then the whining school-boy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slippered pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side, His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice, Turning again toward childish treble, pipes And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans every thing. -William Shakespeare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quick silver Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 thank you correcting that.... i had no idea if the one i put was right. my signature is by me.\/ does that count in this thread........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padren Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than our own. - Not sure who, I kinda forget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest soberhunk Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 First Steps are always very hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peon Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Check my sig. Plus I added another awsome one I found in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billwaa Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 "Nothing is Impossible" - me "For me, sky isn't the limit!" - me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakdos Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Leroyyyy Jennkinnns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starbug1 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I found this one on Atheists.com... "A religious war is like children arguing over who has the strongest imaginary friend..." --bonswizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimbaLanD Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Guys, I am trying to compile a list of famous quotes. Maybe I can start this thread in aid of some interesting quotes you know: i.e. "Everything that can be invented has been invented." -- Charles Duell, Commissioner of US Patent Office, 1899 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spith Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 You may want to try here: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why? Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 "Don't Panic" - Douglas Adams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimbaLanD Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 "I can state flatly that heavier than air flying machines are impossible." (1824–1907) established the absolute thermodynamic scale of temperature, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
husmusen Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Someone has to do it, "No computer will ever need more than 640 KB of RAM" -- Gates, B. Husmusen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peon Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Two of my favorites: "Cease quoting the law. We carry weapons!!!" - Pompey the Great (to a city which objected to being besieged) "They couldn''t hit an elephant at this dist. . . . . " -General John Sedgwick (The greatest single uncompleted quote in history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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