Here's mine:

 

Hey baby, let's go to my place and make an F1 generation hybrid.

 

I think

 

"..."

 

covers it quite well...

"hey babe, wanna go halves on a Ba$tard?"

YT, that's classic.

"I believe in priorities. Go out with me and you'll always come first."

"I am not as pathetic as I seem..."

I have only three months to live. ..

*After spilling something on your pants and then using the "I'm not as pathetic as I seem" line*

 

"Is there any chance that I could get into yours?"

"According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."

"You need a foot massage. Go take your clothes off while I do the dishes."

Your gentle aura entices my very soul and makes me think of sticky cheesecake. I bet you hear that a lot though.

Wow. You look just like my next ex-girlfriend!

So far, assuming I was on the receiving end, you have all struck out. YT was the worst.

 

Bee

You have to assume the nerd mentality first.

So far, assuming I was on the receiving end, you have all struck out.

"Pick up lines don't work on classy women. Would you mind telling me what you find attractive over a cup of coffee?"

"Pick up lines don't work on classy women. Would you mind telling me what you find attractive over a cup of coffee?"

 

My reflection ?

 

Bee

"Hey babe. How about you be the function, and i'll be the derivative.

that way, i can be tangent to all your curves."

My reflection ?

"Exactly. ( ) I could see it too if you let me sit a little closer...."

"Hey, what's up?"

"Hi. I know the secret of the universe."

Hey im going to... (insert name of place/activity) though, it would be awful boring if i had to go alone. wanna come along?

 

(i dont know if somethings wrong with me, but so far all the "nerdy" ones have in my opinion been the best)

or the very old classic: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

 

best reply: "Unfertilised you creep, now f**k off"

I may not be the best looking guy here, but i am the one talking to you!

gesture to her with your little finger to walk over here.

when she does, say: "see, if I can make you come with my little finger, Imagine what I can do with the Rest of my body!"

gesture to her with your little finger to walk over here.

when she does' date=' say: "see, if I can make you come with my little finger, Imagine what I can do with the Rest of my body!" [/quote']

 

Never wrestle with a pig. You just get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it!

 

 

Bee