I'm watching Joe Biden give a speech right now, and his face is coming over as eerily immobile. I know he's elderly, and miles better than the alternative. I'm not knocking him as a politician, but I just wondered if other people get the same feeling about his face?

Has he been banging in the Botox, or having nips and tucks done? His mouth moves, and his eyes blink, but the rest of the face seems like it's fixed. 

Not that there's anything wrong with it. I'd go for it myself, if I had the money to waste, and it didn't hurt, and never went wrong. 

Didn’t you see the press release about it? He did a big show and tell on Twitter. Nobody cared and the story never went viral.

Oh right. No, I'd never heard anything. I'm watching an event right now, he finished talking about five minutes ago, and I just got the feeling his face looked frozen, so I thought I'd post it. 

I suppose nobody would care in America. But people made a big thing about Donald Trump's hair, so I thought they might do the same to Joe. 

Hair is a funny thing. If he wore a wig, he would get mercilessly ripped apart in the UK. Or even a hair weave or transplant. It seems to be the signal for open-season mockery in this country. But strangely, a wig is perfectly ok for women to wear, but not for men.

 

Hold on, you are saying that the stuff on Boris Johnson's head is his actual hair?

Also I think men are not mocked for wigs, but rather for bad quality wigs (which women more commonly avoid, I would think).

4 hours ago, CharonY said:

Hold on, you are saying that the stuff on Boris Johnson's head is his actual hair?

It may be closer to human hair than Michael Fabricant's "headpiece".
https://www.indy100.com/politics/is-michael-fabricants-hair-real

He says it's real but he's a politician and even his name means "someone who makes things up".

26 minutes ago, John Cuthber said:

It may be closer to human hair than Michael Fabricant's "headpiece".
https://www.indy100.com/politics/is-michael-fabricants-hair-real

He says it's real but he's a politician and even his name means "someone who makes things up".

Quite so. I've often had cause to remark on how many Tory politicians seem either to be aliens, who make you want to exclaim "Christ! They've landed!":

 

Or people who you expect to see being pursued down the street by men in white coats:

I could post more images, but perhaps not appropriate for a Sunday morning............ 

Edited April 30, 20232 yr by exchemist

Obviously,I should know better than to sink to this sort of thing; but it's funny.
 

Pointy headed Hilary Clinton tormentor, Trey Gowdy...

 

If you're going to 'make fun' of anybody's appearance, at least have the balls to post your own photo ( not Brad Pitt or Leo DeCaprio either ) so we can compare ...

Or maybe post in the Political Humor forum.

49 minutes ago, MigL said:

at least have the balls to post your own photo

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3 minutes ago, Phi for All said:

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..just give pornhub's link.. !

 

I am astonished that this is a topic somehow. In the politics section no less.

8 hours ago, Sensei said:

.just give pornhub's link.. !

Yeh but, you have to be careful online.  It might not be genuine.

Sometimes it turns out that the picture is of the balls of some guy half their age !!  

When I  posted, I went to thread direct from activity list, assumed this was in the Lounge.  Yes, a thread this frivolous should move there.  I don't think poking fun at the vanity of politicians requires posting personal pics.  Here are my balls, anyway:

Edited May 1, 20232 yr by TheVat

31 minutes ago, TheVat said:

When I  posted, I went to thread direct from activity list, assumed this was in the Lounge.  Yes, a thread this frivolous should move there.  I don't think poking fun at the vanity of politicians requires posting personal pics.  Here are my balls, anyway:

You have wifi balls? Didn't buy them in Venezuela  I hope

 

12 hours ago, Phi for All said:

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Neener neener

37 minutes ago, swansont said:

Neener neener

Have you had work done on your balls?

3 hours ago, Phi for All said:

Have you had work done on your balls?

People keep kicking them. They handle one more than the other.

6 hours ago, TheVat said:

Here are my balls, anyway:

I get confused. Is that a finite set, or an infinite set? 

4 minutes ago, mistermack said:

I get confused. Is that a finite set, or an infinite set? 

Et tu, Brute?

34 minutes ago, swansont said:

3 hours ago, Phi for All said:

Have you had work done on your balls?

People keep kicking them. They handle one more than the other.

Looks like you had a vasectomy; one still has visible stitches ...