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Are you confident he can remember the nuclear code? (or where NKorea is)

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It's just a game of "Top Trumps"; Kim has a Dacia and Don has a Porsche.

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Trump has a long history of threatening people with legal action but not acting. Let's hope he stays true to form..

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1 hour ago, John Cuthber said:

I rather hope that nobody gave Trump the real codes.

Hint, hint.. ;)

 

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An officer, who is always nearby the president, carries a briefcase with the codes. No need to remember. 

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I promise that he doesn't really represent half the US citizens. There are those of us who can count past five and understand about colors other than black and white. Some of us can show strength without bluster and bluff, and we have the integrity that lets us ignore insults designed to drag us into the mud. He has to do these provocative things to avoid a French Revolution while he helps rig the game to favor the wealthy, because apparently huge amounts of cash just don't cut it these days. It's not morally questionable when the POTUS has no morals, and it's not illegal when you're writing the laws.

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18 minutes ago, Phi for All said:

I promise that he doesn't really represent half the US citizens...

I'm fairly sure he only really represents 1 US citizen; unfortunately, that citizen has his hand on "The Button".

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3 minutes ago, John Cuthber said:

I'm fairly sure he only really represents 1 US citizen; unfortunately, that citizen has his hand on "The Button".

He wants a bigger naval, but he'll settle on playing with his bully-button. 

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1 hour ago, Phi for All said:

He wants a bigger naval, but he'll settle on playing with his bully-button. 

I bet the military guys that keep their eyes on the nuclear trigger have quietly put in a new layer of idiot-proofing.

"President Trump  was reported to have had a funny turn earlier today and is resting in a mental health facility... and for our next news item..."

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"Trump is off playing golf" would be a better cover story than a hospital visit.

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On 3.01.2018 at 5:48 PM, EdEarl said:

An officer, who is always nearby the president, carries a briefcase with the codes. No need to remember. 

Code-locked briefcase also.. ? ;)

ps. It would be quite "unpleasant" to wipe out nuclear rockets starting to launch... from the sky... so better keep them on the ground.. ;)

 

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6 hours ago, Sensei said:

Code-locked briefcase also.. ? ;)

Absolutely. But all his locks have been set to 1111111, surely.

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1 hour ago, Phi for All said:

Absolutely. But all his locks have been set to 1111111, surely.

Now I need to change my codes everywhere.

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On 1/3/2018 at 10:23 AM, geordief said:

Can anyone guess them?

They need to be easy to remember.

Actually, for a few decades, a lot of them were eight 0's in a row.

 

 

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