"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." ~ George S. Patton

 

"If we do discover a complete theory, it should in time be understandable in broad principle by everyone, not just a few scientists. Then we shall all, philosophers, scientists, and just ordinary people, be able to take part in the discussion of the question of why it is that we and the universe exist. If we find the answer to that, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason — for then we would know the mind of God." ~ Stephen Hawking

 

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Trying is the first step towards failer"

Homer.S

 

heehee.

let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk. -homer simpson

"One Death is a tragedy , one million is a statistic" Joseph Stalin

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."-Bertrand Russell

 

"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere."-Karen

i do not remember who said it, but i like it:

 

"the path to darkness is a journey, not a lightswitch"

I love cats...they taste like chicken.

-My math teacher's poster

 

Monkeys will fly...if you throw them.

-A different on AIM

 

Help stop poverty...eat the poor

-Another icon on AIM

 

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein

"i'm so 1336!"--me(as a stupid joke)

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a racecar! Is any of this getting through to you?"

 

3ch

all the world's a stage and we are but it's many pawns >William shakespear?

all the world's a stage and we are but it's many pawns >William shakespear?

BLASPHEMY!!!

 

From As You Like It:

 

All the world's a stage

And all the men and women merely players:

They have their exits and their entrances;

And one man in his time plays many parts,

His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,

Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.

Then the whining school-boy, with his satchel

And shining morning face, creeping like snail

Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,

Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad

Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,

Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,

Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,

Seeking the bubble reputation

Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,

In fair round belly with good capon lined,

With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,

Full of wise saws and modern instances;

And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts

Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,

With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,

His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide

For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,

Turning again toward childish treble, pipes

And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,

That ends this strange eventful history,

Is second childishness and mere oblivion,

Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans every thing.

 

-William Shakespeare

thank you correcting that.... i had no idea if the one i put was right.

my signature is by me.\/ does that count in this thread........

Life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than our own.

 

- Not sure who, I kinda forget

First Steps are always very hard

Check my sig. Plus I added another awsome one I found in this thread.

"Nothing is Impossible" - me

"For me, sky isn't the limit!" - me

Leroyyyy Jennkinnns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

...

I found this one on Atheists.com...

 

"A religious war is like children arguing over who has the strongest imaginary friend..." --bonswizzle

Guys, I am trying to compile a list of famous quotes. Maybe I can start this thread in aid of some interesting quotes you know:

 

i.e.

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."

-- Charles Duell, Commissioner of US Patent Office, 1899

You may want to try here:

 

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

"Don't Panic" - Douglas Adams.

"I can state flatly that heavier than air flying machines are impossible."

(1824–1907) established the absolute thermodynamic scale of temperature,

Someone has to do it,

 

"No computer will ever need more than 640 KB of RAM" -- Gates, B.

 

Husmusen

Two of my favorites:

 

"Cease quoting the law. We carry weapons!!!" - Pompey the Great (to a city which objected to being besieged)

 

"They couldn''t hit an elephant at this dist. . . . . " -General John Sedgwick (The greatest single uncompleted quote in history)