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  1. I am out of the hospital, feel like shit, hurting like hell and hungry! I look like frankenstein's monster with the mumps...

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    2. andrewcellini

      andrewcellini

      in all seriousness i hope you return to normal and feel much better.

    3. arc

      arc

      FRANKENSTEIN! Be sure to decline any cerebral donations from anyone named "Abby Normal"-Get well soon. :)

    4. Phi for All

      Phi for All

      You triggered the warning algorithm on my Zombie Plan with your update. What are you hungry for? Brains, by any chance? Get better, Moon, don't make me come out there!

  2. Wednesday I go in for the first operation to reconstruct my lower jaw, they plan to go in through my neck and instal a titanium plate to stabilize the jaw and in a few more weeks go in again and graft bone from my hip, sounds like more fun that the law ought to allow!

    1. Phi for All

      Phi for All

      Owie! My heart goes out to you, my friend. Time, wounds, healing. It'll all work out.

       

      "You can do more good with an assbone of a jaw than you can with the jawbone of an ass." --Samson

    2. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      Yeah I really will be a butt head now!

       

    3. moth

      moth

      the voices in the other room say you can still sing dem bones. but you have to say the hipbone connected to the jawbone, or they will make jawbone of an ass jokes.:) hope everything went ok.

  3. Flood warnings and evacuations are occurring in my area, rain of a foot or more per day for the last few days has closed schools and isolated people stranded on high ground surrounded by low areas. Not mush danger of being swept away, doesn't work that way in the swamp, lol. The drainage ditches near me are still functional but no tell how long they will be. We missed out on the hurricane and got flooded out by rain!

  4. Well 2 months so far of intense bone pain, good new is that it isn't cancer but the bad news is that I have to have an antibiotic diffusion every day at the hospital at 07:00 for the next 8 weeks, I had one of these put in yesterday and I have two diffusions behind me... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peripherally_inserted_central_catheter

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    2. Phi for All

      Phi for All

      Moon, you're a tough SOB. I'm sorry you have to endure this, but it sounds like it's going to be better. Hang in there, and ask for the bacon-flavored diffusion since they're getting you up so early.

    3. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      More bad news today, surgery will have to be done, doc is predicting a titanium jaw implant, at least I'll be fun in airports. Doc said i am looking at months maybe more than a year so get this settled. I am not sure how to proceed, not used to this much uncertainty for such an extended time frame.

       

      Bacon infusion, works for me, no solid food for me for quite a while it would seem...

    4. imatfaal

      imatfaal

      Ah Jeez Moon that sounds awful. I know you will come to the right decision - but it sounds like a hard call with strife in every direction. Keep your chin up, your friends close, and your family closer and you will pull through. All the Best

  5. “Many religions now come before us with ingratiating smirks and outspread hands, like an unctuous merchant in a bazaar. They offer consolation and solidarity and uplift, competing as they do in a marketplace. But we have a right to remember how barbarically they behaved when they were strong and were making an offer that people could not refuse.” ― Christopher Hitchens

    1. MonDie

      MonDie

      Stalin and Mao. Tiananmen Square.

       

      Remember how barbarically atheists behaved when they had power. ;)

    2. Theoretical

      Theoretical

      Worlds becoming more and more agnostic and atheist. Medieval era was religious. Look at how barbaric the Middle East was thousand years ago. Oops, still is, and still religious lol.

  6. We almost made it as a species, almost managed to actually be civilized, I'd like to think a few pockets of our species made it to threshold of being civilized beings but it hardly matters now. The downhill slide back to something ever more distant from civilization might be slow but i doubt it, I am probably too old to see the slide pick up too much speed but the curve has begun it's unstoppable downward turn. There were a few rays of hope, the enlightenment being the brightest...

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    2. Ant Sinclair

      Ant Sinclair

      Unity, Man was led down that path and Good Men should have grown a pair and fought instead of hoping someone else would fight for them!

    3. MonDie

      MonDie

      If we're "intolerant of intolerance", we'll destroy eachother.

    4. Ant Sinclair

      Ant Sinclair

      Love and Peace Brother x

  7. There are no sea horses in Lake Titicaca!

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    2. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      The only sea horse ever found was nailed to the side of a shed, turned out to be a marine seahorse that had been traded as a curiosity in 1930, no others have ever been found despite many searches.

       

      The seahorse that supposedly live in titicaca is used by creationists to prove their flood story..

    3. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      The only sea horse ever found was nailed to the side of a shed, turned out to be a marine seahorse that had been traded as a curiosity in 1930, no others have ever been found despite many searches.

       

      The seahorse that supposedly live in titicaca is used by creationists to prove their flood story..

    4. MonDie

      MonDie

      @#$%#! #%@%! %@$&! #@%!

  8. Supposed to be 18 f here tonight, I want all you yankees to take back that cold we don't want it here in south.. I say south that is...

    1. arc

      arc

      We had a beautiful day here in Portland, OR. I actually had to take my sweatshirt off. :)

    2. MonDie

      MonDie

      We just got the cold too. It's all Canada's fault!

    3. imatfaal

      imatfaal

      11 degrees here - but then that's centigrade!

  9. 2 to 3 inches of hail here this morning... talk about climate change!

    1. For Prose

      For Prose

      I won't believe it til there is 3-4 feet ;)

    2. MonDie

      MonDie

      or til it's statistically significant. ;)

    3. MonDie

      MonDie

      While I do accept that climate change is happening, I do not accepting that man is "making" this change. Climate change is part of a natural cycle, and man is merely *accelerating* it to a remarkable degree.

  10. My dog found an opossum last night, it was a small one and the dog just pushed it around with his nose while barking like he was going to go crazy. I pulled the dog off the opossum and the opossum's look was classic, he was dazed and didn't know what had happened, he looked like a drunk who just woke up in the middle of the road.It was so funny..

  11. My wife is in the hospital again, I am worried.

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    2. fresh

      fresh

      how is she now ? getting better?

    3. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      She is home but better is a relative term, thank you all for your best wishes.

    4. TransformerRobot
  12. I am trying to get an internet troll that has been giving me grief here for a fair and impartial conversation, Highly unlikely he'll show up but you never know...

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    2. LaurieAG
    3. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      He ran away, I figured he would...

    4. too-open-minded

      too-open-minded

      Moontanman, were you talking about me lol?

  13. Everything back to normal, just below batshitcrazy.

  14. SWAT has the street blocked in front of my house, they are talking though a bullhorn to someone in a house down the street. Guns everywhere oh my...

    1. too-open-minded

      too-open-minded

      lol what happened?

       

    2. Phi for All

      Phi for All

      When ignorance shows it's ugly face, it's up to the men and women of Science Wisdom And Training to teach and to serve. Probably some guy, hopped up on astrology or something, screaming from the roof how, "It's just a THEORY!"

    3. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      Not far off Phi, he was on the roof of his apartment complex threatening to kill himself, took the entire city county swat team 6 hours to get him down... just one of them things...

  15. Hurricane is gone, not much damage but 20,000 people are without power..

  16. Hurricane conditions this afternoon and evening, so much fun, my yard is a pond and limbs are coming out of the trees...

  17. Someone here gave me a link to a program that allowed you to shrink and edit photos, I lost it, anyone have an idea what it was...?

    1. Sato

      Sato

      Shrink and edit, how so specifically?

    2. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      You could use the program to shrink, crop and edit pictures. I'll probably have to crank up the old PC to get it back. It allowed you to do quite a bit more than just those things but that was about all I ever used it for..

    3. imatfaal

      imatfaal

      what OS do you use. Both the standard viewer with Windows and Linux (most flavours) can do this with ease.

       

  18. I think the glasses make the outfit!

    1. Mike Smith Cosmos

      Mike Smith Cosmos

      What ever posses you to have an avatar like that it looks like the "Incredible Hulk"

    2. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      It's the Credible Hulk...

  19. Coming back from the beach yesterday i saw a statue of a triceratops at a lawn statue place. I want one so bad, about 6' long and 3' tall...

    1. imatfaal

      imatfaal

      Just have it nosing out from some shrubbery so that people don't notice it - at first!

  20. Going to do some fish collecting in the foot hills of NC this week end, i am stoked!

    1. zapatos

      zapatos

      Are you looking to fill your aquarium or your dinner plate? I'm curious what your plans are if you wouldn't mind providing some more detail.

    2. arc

      arc

      I was wondering the same. I've got this Gollum image in my head, you'd better hurry!:)

    3. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      Sorry guys, it was for science. the point was mostly to take pictures of fish from different water sheds and record the numbers of species and take photos for a book. I did bring back a few specimens from my aquarium. I caught or helped catch several species, including Black banded sunfish. Enneacanthus Chaetodon, Esox niger, Nototrpis chiliticus, Nocomis leptocephalus, A bandeded water snake, a mud turtle, a lesser siren, green newts, a very tiny stinkpot turtle and several other species I...

  21. Ok space fans, who said the following line... "who died and left you in charge?... "Captain Bipto!"

  22. Winter storm in progress, everything is icing up and sleet is coming down hard, will this global warming never stop? :P

  23. Who's most famous line was "Gives to me large kiss"?

    1. arc

      arc

      A cute wittle Slobovian wabbit.

  24. OMFG... it's SNOWING!

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    2. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      You are welcome to it, still frozen here.

    3. imatfaal

      imatfaal

      our local river already over the first flood defence and it's still raining

    4. Unity+

      Unity+

      I don't mean to give you the...*puts glasses on*...cold shoulder. :P

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