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  1. The Notre-Dame cathedral is burning down right this minute. It is sad to watch an 850 year old monument go up in smoke. Apparently the big wooden steeple which was 70 meters high was constructed with lots of lead elements so as soon as the structure caught minor heat it all went like domino. I’ve been to Paris twice and never had a chance to see the cathedral, stupid me.

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    2. MigL

      MigL

      No matter what, Sensei, us little guys are always fu*ked !

    3. peterwlocke

      peterwlocke

      true but even little guys can become big guys. so there is that.

      edit neither do I have just heard it in jokes so often. i can say the very first part and play the first part on the piano. 

    4. koti

      koti

      I may be dumb but I ain't no small guy ;) 

  2. Well, they're gonna cut me up me tomorrow. Wish me luck or break a leg or that the neuro-surgeon will be sober. Come to think of it, if he will be sober he might have shaky hands :P Anyway, I hope the knife will not slip and sever my spinal cord.

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    2. koti

      koti

      Good thing you replied to my status update, could find it browsing on my phone. They let me out, Im at home. Im sore af and dizzy from the drugs but overall its going well. Walkin a little in my corset but mostly lying around. Can't get around the new look & feel of the forum from my iphone.

    3. LabRat1

      LabRat1

      Have I introduced you to android os xD? The important thing is that you're back on your two feet. I'm still recovering from the last version of the forum and then this bomb just dropped. Wonderful.

    4. koti

      koti

      Im sticking with iphone because of the camera and photo app - I know the behaviour well and its more responsive and predictible than Android (wifey has a new samsung)

  3. No fever but I feel like crap and I can feel it in my throat that something is getting me.

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    2. koti

      koti

      Yeah, inhalations are supposed to work good.

    3. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      I've given it to my sis-in-law; you'd think she's got man flu; she's 'dying'. :D

    4. koti

      koti

      My head today is officialy the density of a neutron star due to the amount of snot in my sinuses. On the good side- I don't feel like dying anymore.

  4. "The Red Pill" a documentary about a men's rights movement. A very eye opening documentary made by a feminist.

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    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      I'm not one to believe the mods ban people for that type of thing. At least I'm pretty sure.

       

    3. hypervalent_iodine

      hypervalent_iodine

      We only ban people for persistent of egregious violations of the rules, not for posting topics that spark debate. You could always start a thread with a synopsis of the film.

    4. koti

      koti

      Yes. And since me being the one to open a thread on this would serve as a catalist for my potential persistency of egregious rule violations I shall not do it. BTW...have you watched this documentary ?

  5. Months of being cautious, refraining from social happenings and travel, washing my hands 50 times a day and wearing a mask to the toilet and there we go - we both got Covid me and my partner. We are 4-5 days into it, the test results came in today. She's got a moderate fever (38,5C) and lost her taste and smell, I only lost my strength and I'm sleeping 2 hours during the day 3rd day in a row. We are both caughing a little, our 4.5 year old kid seems completely fine. Christmas is going to be really awesome this year, what a f joke 2020 is. I'm pissed as hell, the vaccine is just a couple weeks away and we didn't make it. 

     

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    2. koti

      koti

      @MigL, Ispoke to a virologist today, apparently I should get vaccinated as soon as possible regardless whether I have the anti bodies or not. Plus there is the new mutation in the UK which the current 3 vaccines should be working against at least for now. 

    3. MigL

      MigL

      Starting on  Dec  26 my province ( Ontario ) is going under full lock-down, for at least a month. As far as I know, the mutations have had little effect on the spike configuration of the Coronavirus, so the vaccines should still work.
      Man, I can't wait for my vaccine injection !
      Until then, hope you and yours stay safe and healthy.

    4. koti

      koti

      @MigL We are at locdown here untill January 17th at least. I hope you get your vaccine soon, it looks like there is a chance we will be getting the Pfizer vaccine in January here. I would much prefer to get my immunity from the vaccine and not from Covid but it is what it is.

  6. Every time I read "we're praying for the Manchester attack victims" a small part of me dies.

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    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Yeah. Because when people pray for other..... You just got to torture them until they stop...... Because it's so evil right?

    3. koti

      koti

      This was not about people who pray Raider. It was about you. And it was a joke too in case you decide not to get it.

    4. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      It went completely over my head this time. You have to add a sarcastic twist or something to it. My generations good at that.

  7. Ah, life...5 hours in family court again this morning. 7th year of unwinnable mayhem continues.

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    2. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      You do it how you feel comfortable

    3. koti

      koti

      Thats it. Now I need to find out what will be comfortable.

    4. Function

      Function

      Not a bit better in Belgium. Wanting something can get you in front of juvenile court rather quickly here (I didn't do anything wrong. Familial matters.)

  8. Anti-vax march in Warsaw here today, looks like 30 thousand or more are there. Curious that the scum of the earth is associated with them and seem to live a symbiotic life - nazi preachers, agressive conspiracy theorists, extreme right preachers, etc. If I Firefighters should fill their trucks with hydrogen peroxide and use it on the protesters, scary to walk into town today. 

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    2. koti

      koti

      Yep, they’re concerned about a few thousand imigrants from Syria which never came but they’re blind to raping the Constitution by the the puppet president, taking control over the High Court by the ruling party and destroying the media both TV and Radio by putting their people everywhere who preach propaganda which Kim Jong Un would be proud of. Did I mention alienating EU and the rest of the world and moving towards Putin’s „open arms” and glorifying Rydzyk who is a catholic priest in the richest 100 in Poland. His pupils from his „media school” are hired in all media stations controlled by the government, in fact there is nothing more to fuck up...except maybe not vaccinating everybody so we can all have ourselves a nice pandemic. 

    3. Silvestru

      Silvestru

      I agree with you on all points. The only thing that saddens me is your attitude (or what I think is your attitude) about this.

      No country is perfect and yes, those are all valid points but don't be so grim. I am an expat (ex-pet?) living here for the last 6 years and to be honest I have not experienced discrimination. Quite the opposite. People were always interested because I was a polar bear.  Poland is cool koti. Don't loose hope!

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    4. koti

      koti

      Sure, Im a pessimist. Im sure if I were born in Denmark I’d be complaining too... about how outrageous lack of free root canal procedure is ;) 

  9. All US citizens please accept my condolences. Also, I heard there's a huge party at Putin's place tonight. We are all officially screwed.

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    2. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      We live in interesting times.

       

    3. koti
    4. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Well, far as I know Donald Trump's plan for space it to focus on deep space exploration, which I'm into. Sadly he's turning away from focusing on global warming, but with all 3 branches republican I don't think all the research we could provide would do anything.

  10. You know you’re getting old when just yesterday you got spam about dating girls in your mailbox and now it’s either toe fungus medication or viagra.

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    2. koti

      koti

      Wow, spamming an anti-spamming status update on a science site is something isn’t it. BTW JulyS was pitching to @StringJunky not me :P 

    3. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      Your wife might disagree. :P

    4. koti

      koti

      Dang Stringy, I didn't know my wife into geriatrics, you learn something new every day :P 

  11. Say an undercover government agent attends an anti government protest shouting and pretending to be them. Is this a provocation or is there a different, more accurate word?

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    2. koti

      koti

      I think I know now where my confusion came from. In English, provocation is the act of provoking (at least a couple of dictionaries from the top of google say so) wheres in my language not quite. "Provocation" has a more clear political meaning in Polish to a point. Its defined as a sneeky act done by an agent to do damage etc. Both words "Provocation" and "Prowokacja" are translated to each other directly but the carry a little bit different meaning. 

    3. geordief

      geordief

      Same in French; "une provocation" has the sneaky political meaning as well as the more general meaning.

      In any case , in English the sneaky political  meaning of "a provocation" is quite an important one and certainly is clear when used in context.

       

      I seem to remember from my time in France when Polish people would manage to escape from the Soviet bloc that  there was a connection between the Poles and the French that was perhaps partially reflected in the language)

    4. geordief

      geordief

      https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2007/08/23/quebec_police_admit_agents_posed_as_protesters.html

       

      Seems a propos to this little thread (both terms are used ,but not in the "strong" sense of causing  actions to take place (allegedly).In fact they claim to have refrained from joining in the ongoing action and so had their  cover blown.

  12. It's astonishing that small, seemingly irrelevant things can make you feel so much better about everything around you and yourself.

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    2. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      A cursory glance at Google suggests it is common here, N. Zealand and Australia. It maybe derived from 'bloc' which means 'bloke'.

    3. koti

      koti

      Stringy, just admit that you live in a so remote and forgotten part of England that the language you use is alien to others ;)

    4. Raider5678
  13. I just brushed my teeth with Bepanthen baby cream. Parenting is such a blessing.

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    2. sethoflagos

      sethoflagos

      Easily done. Managed to do the same thing with Boots antiseptic cream last week.

       

      Senior moment?

       

      One day it'll be the jungle formula Daktarin I suppose.

    3. koti

      koti

      I don't feel old, its the lack of sleep and constant things to do with the baby doing that to me. As for the boot antiseptic you are a winner by far :) I've visited Lagos on business a few times btw. Now that you mentioned it, a boot antiseptic might be a good idea next time Im there.

    4. sethoflagos

      sethoflagos

      Next time you're here, PM me you're whereabouts if you've a free few hours to kill.

       

      Can't imagine why, but we don't get so many visitors.

       

      ;-)

  14. Win10 update killed all my browsers. Newtork is there, pings go through, all the browsers are dead. Its a known and defined problem apparently but nothing worked including reinstalling network drivers from USB (yes I flushed DNS and did all the CMD procedures) I had to rollback to previous OS version. I don't even know which update did it, I don't have time to look now. Beware of the latest Win10 updates!

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    2. koti

      koti

      Yes, he’s my son for sure :P

    3. Sensei

      Sensei

      " Win10 update killed all my browsers. Newtork is there, pings go through, all the browsers are dead. It "


      You should try going to website by IP, entering f.e.

      http://127.0.0.1 (install XAMPP if you don't have Apache installed locally *) or f.e. http://151.101.113.67

      (CNN IP Address)

      This way you will verify whether it's DNS issue, or TCP/IP packets are blocked (firewall?),

      whether it's Internet related problem or it's even local HTTP server not working..

       

      *) in folder C:\xampp\htdocs\ make index.php file with contents "<?php printf("OK!" ); ?>" (The simplest possible PHP script).

       

    4. koti

      koti

      Google „Win10 update kills browsers” It’s an issue caused by the update, non of the resolutions worked for me (including what you wrote above) I had to roll back.

  15. This little guy had to put up with the horrible disk writig of Windows 7 and 10 for about 5 years and he has served me very well. He was quick and agile, never thought twice and always made good decisions. His death was as quick as his performance over the years. Goodbye my friend.

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    2. koti

      koti

      Well, after getting rid of ESET I'm stuck with using Windows Defender. IT looks like its downloading definitions often, we'll see.

    3. MigL

      MigL

      AVG is just one of many free downloads.
      Others that come to mind, Avast and Avira.

    4. koti

      koti

      I used to use Avast and AVG over the years, the new win defender looks pretty good actually. I did some controlled tests and it prevented simulated attacks from my server downtown. I have a psychological problem using any antivir software now after having to rollback every day for 3 weeks due to the ESET issue. Im sure I will cure myself eventually though, thanks for the tips MigL.

  16. I am proud of myself and my partner. We hae a 6 month old, after my partner obviously refused to drink, one of the guests at a gettogether at our place last night stated that brestfeeding doesnt make sense after 6 months as the mothers milk becomes null nutritionally. Both me and my partner managed not to engage in conversation which would inevitably result in me having an episode.

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    2. koti

      koti

      I honestly believe that it was better for me not to engage.

    3. koti

      koti

      That might have been the case.

  17. About half of the threads in the new content feed are spam bots posting spam. Is there something that can be done?

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    2. andrewcellini

      andrewcellini

      Eddie Murphy, excellent choice :P

    3. koti

      koti

      Well, the old Eddie Murphy is realy awesome. I highly recomend standup which this is taken from - "Delirious"

    4. koti

      koti

      Should have said "the young eddie murphy" The old one is burnt out unfortunately.

  18. Trump's youngest kid during todays inauguration looks like he's mad to be there instead of sitting at home torturing small animals.

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    2. Function

      Function

      Quite an unsettling and inappropriate thing to say

    3. koti

      koti

      Compared to Trump's faux pas over the period of his campaign mine is a minor one. Especially considering that what I wrote is obviously a sarcastic joke.

    4. swansont

      swansont

      I don't care if it's a joke. It's over the line and a violation of rule 2.1.

  19. koti

    I wonder MigL, don’t you along with the rest of Canadians feel like youre all living in an apartment above a meth lab? 

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    2. Strange

      Strange

      HK is great. Maybe you should go while it still is!

    3. MigL

      MigL

      Kind of hard to go anywhere this year.
      All your time will be spent in quarantine.

    4. koti

      koti

      We're counting a little bit on two weeks in Cyprus or Greece again in August this year but its probably just wishful thinking.

       

  20. "We have two lives, the second begins when we realize we only have one."

    - Confucius.

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    2. koti

      koti

      Quote

      The difference between these androids and you is that these androids need a real paradox to get tilt. You, OTOH just need a slight confusion in meaning of words. 👿

      Thats it, I’m reporting you!

      😂

    3. Eise

      Eise

      Reporting1 or Reporting2?😋

    4. MigL

      MigL

      Not really a paradox …
      Either we realise wrong ( one life or two ? )
      Or Confucius was confused.

  21. Its Sarurday evening, my partner left me home with our 3 year old devil incarnate. Help.

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    2. koti

      koti

      @MigL, its my way of expressing Im having fun, I though u knew, you’re disappointing me you ol’ single malt drinking old man.  

      He’s asleep now and we’re having a quarrel about whether I should check up on my twins or not.

    3. nevim

      nevim

      Mmmmm, single malt...

    4. peterwlocke

      peterwlocke

      mary poppins it.

  22. "Déjàbrew" (noun) - Slowly remembering things you did while drunk.

  23. New Star Wars in cinemas this Christmas:

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    2. quickquestion

      quickquestion

      Koti, at least the JarJar Binks one had personality and identity. The new one constantly breaks the fourth wall and feels more like a Star Wars advertisement than an actual proper film.

    3. quickquestion

      quickquestion

      Not to mention Koti, the original star wars felt much more engineery and physical. This new one just feels like a kids movie with Disney physics.

    4. koti

      koti

      Sure, whatever you say quickquestion.

       

  24. A friend is considering cheaply selling his house because he'a convinced that it'haunted by ghosts. Man I wish I had the money right now.

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    2. koti

      koti

      It's a wealthy family. Buy it off them for pennies, exorcise it and sell it back to them for a normal market price. Not a bad idea for a "business" here.

       

    3. NimrodTheGoat

      NimrodTheGoat

      Just take out a loan and flip the house. But I suppose economics work differently in the UK then here in the US.

    4. koti

      koti

      Nimrod, that is the nicest thing I've heard all week. English is not my native language. Oh, and it's "than" not "then" :P

       

  25. There is a flaw in the forum engine. I am unable to open a thread in the trash can section of the forum. I would like to be able to do that to lure some of the users to discuss things there...like Pymander & John Lesser.

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    2. hypervalent_iodine

      hypervalent_iodine

      The trash can isn't there for members to post in. It's there for staff to move posts and threads that don't belong anywhere but. Having it open to members would be pandemonium, since the whole point is that the threads there are utter rubbish, deemed not suitable for discussion.

       

      Furthermore, I find your attitude disheartening. As frustrating as some members are, you should always hope that they improve rather than continue as is or get worse.

    3. koti

      koti

      You are right ofcourse hypervalent. I also hope that my attitude is not against the forum rules, we wouldn't want that. Don't give up on me hypervalent, you should always hope that I improve.

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