"think" is not enough.

"ponder" is the thing to do.

The Sci Fi humorist Douglas Adams imagined that there is a restaurant at the end of the universe named Milliways. There could perhaps also be a hotel there named the Multiverse Envy Hotel. One could imagine Donald Trump visiting such a hotel, and attempting to argue with the infinite versions of himself in the other universes about whose universe was the largest. ;-)

Q. What do you get when you add the smallest cell in the human body with the largest cell in the human body?

A. A baby

Yes, im terrible at jokes XD

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Sorry it is only the link. Do not know how to display/show it on the post.

Edited June 2, 20169 yr by Externet

I don't even want to know what the headlight looks like.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RfCdrHcfSyY/V2tAE4RzPWI/AAAAAAAA8GQ/1yZg7EyNgeMWEo60GTjboRcuaxtaY9bVQ/w519-h494/16%2B-%2B1

 

As the company is called Bike Balls - and they are advertised as ‘the world’s most overconfident bike lights' I am pretty sure that above is just a mealy-mouthed bowlderism. Although the set I bought for a friend were 18 dollars so that is a good price - perhaps they are a rip-off and trying to avoid being sued by claiming it is an upside down heart

 

As the company is called Bike Balls - and they are advertised as ‘the world’s most overconfident bike lights' I am pretty sure that above is just a mealy-mouthed bowlderism. Although the set I bought for a friend were 18 dollars so that is a good price - perhaps they are a rip-off and trying to avoid being sued by claiming it is an upside down heart

 

 

still funny! as is arc's question...

Edited June 23, 20169 yr by Moontanman

 

 

still funny! as is arc's question...

 

I had missed arc's follow up :-D

 

The guys who invented them got funding from kickstarter - maybe they would like a suggestion for an every racier front light

 

I had missed arc's follow up :-D

 

The guys who invented them got funding from kickstarter - maybe they would like a suggestion for an every racier front light

 

 

I honestly have no idea if it is anything but a joke, I thought it was funny, my rude sense of humor I guess...

That should be banned! It's mistreat with cruelty poor chimp..

 

 

 

I'd be afraid that chimp would go to my ass over that...

The guys who invented them got funding from kickstarter - maybe they would like a suggestion for an every racier front light

 

From a purely practical perspective, if you had a foot-long tube that glowed between the handlebars, with the lamp on the end facing forward, you'd be much more visible from the side at night. The tube can be rigid, or perhaps made from inflatable material so it relaxes when you aren't pedaling.

 

From a purely practical perspective, if you had a foot-long tube that glowed between the handlebars, with the lamp on the end facing forward, you'd be much more visible from the side at night. The tube can be rigid, or perhaps made from inflatable material so it relaxes when you aren't pedaling.

 

 

Ewww!

Ewww!

 

You could use a hand pump if you didn't want to inflate it with your legs. All that pedaling might be hard on you, especially if you're a little stiff.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-1zIN3IEU3Vc/VaZnSWUV4fI/AAAAAAAAdPA/JFcUt2bLWKE/w519-h596/2015%2B-%2B1

I think maybe she needs to throttle back on the 'roids...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ClYRxU25Pw

 

 

Um repost...

 

 

that clip never gets old

 

that clip never gets old

 

Have you seen the Axanar trailer?

Edited June 29, 20169 yr by Moontanman

Excuse me while i whip this out!!!

 

http://www.theonion.com/article/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-meant-to-w-34288

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/243898136049228293/