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The Official JOKES SECTION :)

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A woman finishes delivering the eulogy for her late husband and asks whether anyone in the assembled congregation would like to add anything. A man stands up and says, "Plethora," and sits down again. "Thank you," responds the woman. "That means a lot."

 

Why do the Amish never water ski?

 

It's too hard on the horses.

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    The CEO of IKEA is now the Prime Minister of Sweden.

     

    He is currently assembling his cabinet.

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    On 1/7/2024 at 6:50 PM, TheVat said:

    Lady Chatterly and Mickey Mouse enter the public domain this year and all you get is this column....

    https://archive.is/DvUSQ

    (paywall free screenshot of Alexandra Petri column in the Washington Post)

     

    Could have been a movie, Lady Chatterley's Mickey Mouse Lover? 

    • 2 weeks later...

    I'm sitting here watching Ninotchka and heard this joke:

    A man enters a restaurant and asks the waiter to bring him a cup of coffee without cream. The waiter walks off then comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry sir but we are out of cream. Can I bring you a cup of coffee without milk?"

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    3 hours ago, Moontanman said:

    Now that is funny! 

    As soon as I saw it I belly laughed. It's also nice that it isn't nasty.

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    17 hours ago, toucana said:

    Spotted this week in a very smart district of my hometown :-)

     

     

    Bench_Plaque.jpeg

    Whoa! Talk about passive aggressive! 

    1 hour ago, Moontanman said:

    Whoa! Talk about passive aggressive! 

    Revenge is a dish best served cold... like that. :) 

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    Died at 54.  From this anecdote I hypothesize that trying to please two women is exhausting and life-shortening.  

    6 hours ago, toucana said:

    It's widely believed to be an artistic prank up in Clifton Village. This was the back-story:

    https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2024/mar/23/banksy-plaque-bristol-adulterer-banksy-artist-husband-roger?CMP=share_btn_url&fbclid=IwAR1ZNfDN7tK_aI2A_pIIRK9mcrug-1KZzaW3pZH7oqTNpTVO5OgA_1nIXOQ

    They checked the engraver but no mention of checking the obituary listings for Roger? 

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