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Yes - a tech should know better - but attaching a variable 30v PSU to electric toys designed for 5v turns out to be quite entertaining..

 

 

@mistermack I think I've seen that spot in your pic.  On west edge of metro Denver?  It had a different joke on the sign when we drove through there.  

I was in Tesco's yesterday. I asked and assistant where the canned peaches were. She said, "I'll see" and smiled and walked off. I stood there waiting for ages, but she didn't come back.

So I eventually asked another assistant, and HE smiled and said "I'll see" and walked off. Never came back either.

That's me finished with Tesco's. 

I eventually found the peaches, they were in the very next aisle. 

Best stuntman in the world! 

 

 

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Orion's belt at first glance,
Seems to cover a mighty expanse.
But a belt in the sky
Leaves me wondering why
No mention is made of the pants.

 

  • 2 weeks later...

I was thrown out of hell because when I arrived there, was asked  'Hi, how are you doing' ?  and I responded  'Am fine, thanks god' !

My wife and I were walking by a swanky new restaurant one day. “Did you smell that food?” she asked. “It smells absolutely incredible.”

Being a loving husband, I thought what the heck, I’ll treat her.

So we walked past the restaurant again!

A fine example of engineering a solution to one of life’s great problems…

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  • 2 weeks later...
15 minutes ago, swansont said:

Harrison Ford tells the broccoli joke

 

That’s pretty good 😄

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