Son: "Hey, dad. I have an imaginary girlfriend"

Dad: "You can do better"

Son: "Thanks, dad"

Dad: "I wasn't talking to you"

1 hour ago, joigus said:

Son: "Hey, dad. I have an imaginary girlfriend"

Dad: "You can do better"

Son: "Thanks, dad"

Dad: "I wasn't talking to you"

+1

Have you ever read 'Chocky' by John Wyndham ?

A most imaginative book (only 150 pages) and well ahead of its time.

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4 minutes ago, studiot said:

+1

Have you ever read 'Chocky' by John Wyndham ?

A most imaginative book (only 150 pages) and well ahead of its time.

I'm afraid I haven't, but coming from you, I'll look it up. Thank you.

3 minutes ago, joigus said:

I'm afraid I haven't, but coming from you, I'll look it up. Thank you.

I'm flattered but

It was coming from Wyndham really (did you recognise the Triffid man ?).

He had such a great imagination, and I believe it was his first novel.

4 minutes ago, studiot said:

It was coming from Wyndham really (did you recognise the Triffid man ?).

Dear Studiot, it would be shocking indeed that I recognised a character from a novel I haven't read!

I love British culture, but I cannot compete with you in that respect. I'm looking up Wyndham as we speak. Mind you, I must keep an eye on domestic affairs, literary and otherwise.

3 hours ago, joigus said:

Every mushroom is edible. Some only once, though

Har! Classic.

Sort of akin to, "All falls are safe, it's the landings which are dangerous."

The AI gave a correct answer. The question wasn’t properly framed.

What would happen if a piano fell on you? You’d b-flat

Nervous old lady at the flight booking in desk " Do your planes crash very often? "

Answer from book in clerk " No madam, only once ".

8 hours ago, iNow said:

Every mushroom is edible. Some only once, though

1 hour ago, OldTony said:

Nervous old lady at the flight booking in desk " Do your planes crash very often? "

🤣

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12 hours ago, iNow said:

The AI gave a correct answer. The question wasn’t properly framed.

What would happen if a piano fell on you? You’d b-flat

What chord do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner.