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YT2095
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Nailed it!!!

 

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Man! You really nailed that punch line!

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    Sounds like something my ex-wife would do...

     

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    Jamie Oliver visits ordinary USA primary school...

     

    I was just reading this article Poisoned Planet and I glanced over to the side and see Top Comment: A quick flipping through the Bible shows that this article is invalid. It just struck me as funny as hell for some reason.

    What does a mathematician with a constipation problem do?

     

     

     

     

     

    - Works it out with a pencil! :eyebrow:

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    What does a mathematician with a constipation problem do?

     

     

     

     

     

    - Works it out with a pencil! :eyebrow:

    What is the net result if he gets the calculation wrong?

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    He has to use a slide rule instead.

    No wonder the mathematician got constipated. He underestimated the length of time it would take to precisely locate his slide ruler.

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    Some clean Jokes from memory Lane !

     

    A word of advice :

    Don't give it !

     

     

    The most labor saving invention of today is :

    Tomorrow !

     

     

    Some People cause happiness wherever they go; Others :

    Whenever they go !

     

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