https://www.theonion.com/oil-companies-lament-rising-price-of-joe-manchin-1848656304

(recorded 2016)

25 minutes ago, StringJunky said:

Is that Stalin or Hitler? Works either way lmao

"If your name end with In, Time to get out!"

14 minutes ago, MSC said:

Is that Stalin or Hitler? Works either way lmao

"If your name end with In, Time to get out!"

Hitler. Apparently, it's from the official Ukrainian Twitter account.

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Many Twitter users called the illustration a political cartoon and a “meme” but the Ukraine handle posted a subsequent tweet in reply to the original post which said, “This is not a ‘meme', but our and your reality right now.”

 

Edited April 8, 20223 yr by StringJunky

Governor Ron DeSantis wants to eliminate 70% of all math books currently used in Florida. He says the other 12% are fine 

3 hours ago, iNow said:

Governor Ron DeSantis wants to eliminate 70% of all math books currently used in Florida. He says the other 12% are fine 

Well... it's better than my one math joke.

How many meals a day do mathematicians eat? 9. They eat 3² meals a day.

Edited April 25, 20223 yr by MSC

1 hour ago, MSC said:

Well... it's better than my one math joke.

How many meals a day do mathematicians eat? 9. They eat 3² meals a day.

Which is better than my one math joke...

What's the square root of 69?

Eight something. 

Edited April 25, 20223 yr by zapatos

36 minutes ago, zapatos said:

Which is better than my one math joke...

What's the square root of 69?

Eight something. 

I dunno Z, I think your one is better 😆 🤣 

Why don’t atheists do well with exponents?

Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

"Eight something" got a belly laugh.  Not usual with math jokes.

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1 hour ago, TheVat said:

 

 

 

Don't get it. 

23 minutes ago, StringJunky said:

Don't get it. 

Some of the justices seem to be looking to God for guidance rather than the Constitution.

@zapatos Of course. Thanks.