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Not only is Trump the "BEST EVER!" in every way...

He's a modern day Nostradamus:

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Maybe Nostradamus forecasted much further into the future than 6 months...but you have to give Trump more credit for accuracy...BEST EVER!

(and sorry JD but with all due respect to your arrogance, malice, lies, and incompetence you're not included in the big two...)

Saw this on ifunny.co though don't know the origin:

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Maybe Pinocchio could have reclaimed the title by claiming that he actually won that contest. 

5 minutes ago, TheVat said:

Maybe Pinocchio could have reclaimed the title by claiming that he actually won that contest. 

Might have closed the gap...but even in that "World Class" group...Trump would be an outliar

Best ever!

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12 minutes ago, J.C.MacSwell said:

an outliar

I see what you did there

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Helpful advice from the oatmeal

 

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5 hours ago, TheVat said:

Guffaw!  (Goldberg ~ gold bird)

The surname, which is also found in Finland, may also be of German origin (see 1 above). Jewish (Ashkenazic): artificial name from German Berg 'mountain, hill', or a short form of any of the many artificial surnames containing this word as the final element, for example Schönberg (see Schoenberg ) and Goldberg .

1 minute ago, LaurieAG said:

The surname, which is also found in Finland, may also be of German origin (see 1 above). Jewish (Ashkenazic): artificial name from German Berg 'mountain, hill', or a short form of any of the many artificial surnames containing this word as the final element, for example Schönberg (see Schoenberg ) and Goldberg .

Thanks.  I speak some German and understand the meaning of Goldberg.  Was just joking on the similar sounds, one of them descriptive of the Sesame Street character depicted in iNow's posted meme.  Was not suggesting that Goldberg means gold bird.  

Arnold Pretty Mountain was a groundbreaking composer who was forced to flee the Nazis.  🙂

20 hours ago, StringJunky said:

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But they make it so hard to. STOP

I asked Jeeve's, and this is what he told me to send...

 

This was funny (from The Hill, today):

The temperature was minus 3 degrees Fahrenheit when the U.S. officials landed at Pituffik, and Vance expressed surprise at the chill when joining U.S. Space Force Guardians for lunch. 

“It’s cold as s‑‑‑ here. Nobody told me,” he said.

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I mean, there you are, around 77° N, on the north end of Greenland, and you're not expecting it to be pretty cold? 

 

Denmark announced to soon accept trading Groenland with Florida, Mar-a-Lago included or not.

6 minutes ago, Externet said:

Denmark announced to soon accept trading Groenland with Florida, Mar-a-Lago included or not.

The plan is to rename it Mar-a-Lego...

Long spear pierces presidential head, no serious injury or effect on cognitive skills.

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Cleanly in one ear and out the other, avoiding even a flesh wound.

All RFK Jr. could do is watch in awe and pick his nose.

One can debate the relative risks to the brain cells of either.

One could also imagine Elon Musk giving himself a much needed chainsaw lobotomy in the background just off camera...but that would perhaps be getting carried away

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