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A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church. The priest says, "Hey, we don't like your kind around here."
The particle replies, "But without me, you can't have mass"
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The Official JOKES SECTION :)
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#1322
7 March 2012 - 07:46 PM
Joatmon 
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zapatos, on 7 March 2012 - 06:27 PM, said:
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church. The priest says, "Hey, we don't like your kind around here."
The particle replies, "But without me, you can't have mass"
The particle replies, "But without me, you can't have mass"
Was it a Roman Catholic Church then?
As intelligent, childlike curiosity replaces blind faith, and humour replaces rancour, our future looks very bright. (Desmond Morris).
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#1324
13 March 2012 - 12:16 AM
morgsboi
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I said to my wife "That's amazing, I've never seen you put the phone down after only ten minutes",
"How come?"
She said, "It was a wrong number".
You can always tell when a terrorist is shopping for clothes when they say:
Does my Bomb look big in this?"
"How come?"
She said, "It was a wrong number".
You can always tell when a terrorist is shopping for clothes when they say:
Does my Bomb look big in this?"
This post has been edited by morgsboi: 13 March 2012 - 12:16 AM
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#1325
6 April 2012 - 08:54 AM
Joatmon
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One for the kiddies at Easter:-
What do you get if you pour a kettle of boiling water down a rabbit hole at Easter?
What do you get if you pour a kettle of boiling water down a rabbit hole at Easter?
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As intelligent, childlike curiosity replaces blind faith, and humour replaces rancour, our future looks very bright. (Desmond Morris).
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#1329
20 April 2012 - 01:17 PM
mississippichem
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There was once a physics seminar so incredible that all the women in the audience immediately stood up and threw their 
's at the stage. The lone chemist in the audience would've no doubt been impressed, but unfortunately he was passed out from overexposure to the 
he had been working with in his lab.
For those of you who have lives:
Bra-ket notation
Amine
's at the stage. The lone chemist in the audience would've no doubt been impressed, but unfortunately he was passed out from overexposure to the he had been working with in his lab.For those of you who have lives:
Bra-ket notation
Amine
You've come a long way. Remember back when we defined what a velocity meant? Now we are talking about an antisymmetric tensor of second rank in four dimensions.
-Feynman Lectures on Physics II
-Feynman Lectures on Physics II
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