Since this is the day for jokes.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36638929

 

 

 

Every day is the day for jokes, good one +1.

There is / was a road sign in Wales which reads / used to read in Welsh "Sorry but we are out of the office today - if you email any text you need translated to us we will revert with the Welsh text on Tuesday"

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did a bit of searching - my memory was close

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7702913.stm

 

 

The English is clear enough to lorry drivers - but the Welsh reads "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."

Google translate one told me that the Polish for 'basis vectors' translates as 'evil wife'.

An oldie but a goodie: the partially true story of Coca-Cola's translation as "Bite the wax tadpole"

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/tadpole.asp

 

 

Then there's this, which was an overlooked autocorrect

Google translate one told me that the Polish for 'basis vectors' translates as 'evil wife'.

 

I've referred to my evil wife as "linearly independent". I think Google nailed it.

 

I've referred to my evil wife as "linearly independent". I think Google nailed it.

I lost track of which vector my wife is going a long time ago

There must be a "Cross product" joke there somewhere.

Lol