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That cat raises some philosophical questions.

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Hopefully she won't notice I wrecked her car.

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The Wisdom Of Emo Phillips


I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips


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    Not really a joke more of a hilarious historical fact. Guess who discovered and popularized the horsepower? It was Mr. Watt... Bet he's kicking himself in the shins right now :)

     

    I really could have lived the rest of my life without seeing that! :blink:

    I agree. It's kinda hard to wipe that from your memory.

    Ok so a physicist walks into a drug store (1960's era) and orders a soda. And at some point in his order the boy taking it asks what he does for a living, and he says "Well i'm a physicist" and so the boy says "Oh so you're a physisisisist," and he says yes, so the boy then asks him "OK Mr. phyisisisist wanna physisisisy soda?"

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