I had to have a little chuckle at this:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/30/government-map-mislabels-african-countries

6 hours ago, sethoflagos said:

I had to have a little chuckle at this:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/30/government-map-mislabels-african-countries

“We take full responsibility for the confusion and misrepresentation it caused for attendees, including our African partners.”

I’m surprised they didn’t blame Biden

Canadian Geese will henceforth be named Donald Ducks by order of the PM.

15 hours ago, iNow said:

Canadian Geese will henceforth be named Donald Ducks by order of the PM.

It's Canada Geese, eh?

1 hour ago, CharonY said:

It's Canada Geese, eh?

Also called Cobra Chickens.

22 hours ago, iNow said:

Canadian Geese will henceforth be named Donald Ducks by order of the PM.

They're loud, obnoxious, and they shit all over everything. Spot on.

2 hours ago, Phi for All said:

They're loud, obnoxious, and they shit all over everything. Spot on.

And get their health information from quacks?

Just now, TheVat said:

And get their health information from quacks?

Did you see recently when RFK Jr was giving a press conference on the “link” btw autism and vaccines, but he’d forgotten to shutoff his phone and it had the most unexpectedly fitting ringtone possible…

Quack

Photo seen in a news outlet writing about Trump's pretty young aides, in this case Margot Martin....I found it helpful that they drew a circle on the photo to help me distinguish which one was Margot.

MIV (Men in Veils)

An Irish welcome for Trump.

Hahaha! I suspect all of Ireland can easily unify on that sentiment.
Éire go deo!

17 hours ago, TheVat said:

Hahaha! I suspect all of Ireland can easily unify on that sentiment.
Éire go deo!

'Cunt' rhymes with 'blunt', and that's Ireland.

57 minutes ago, StringJunky said:

'Cunt' rhymes with 'blunt', and that's Ireland.

Janey Godley said it first in Scotland (as per the record,I think)

More than he deserved.

Mind you the CIC said it to EJ Caroll's(?) lawyer in code so that much he does deserve.

3 hours ago, StringJunky said:

'Cunt' rhymes with 'blunt', and that's Ireland.

Wonder if we'll ever see Trump in Scunthorpe

lmao

lol

ACTUAL NEWS STORY

(Source: AP)

The U.S. president said he would “officially” change the name of artificial intelligence, saying the existing name makes the technology seem “fake.”

“The use of the word artificial makes intelligence fake, it makes it sound fake and it is not fake. It’s actually amazing,” Trump told other world leaders at the United Nations.

It’s not clear yet if there was an official order making the change, but it would likely mean adjusting the name of the “AI Force” that Trump announced this weekend to the “SI Force.”

The president said at the U.N. that from this “point forward,” U.S. government documents “will be changed to use the much more accurate term super as opposed to artificial. So it’s super intelligence.”

(Who needs parody anymore, when they parody themselves??)

When hyperbole just won''t cut it, you need superbole (presumably pronounced 'SUPERBOWL')

16 minutes ago, sethoflagos said:

When hyperbole just won''t cut it, you need superbole (presumably pronounced 'SUPERBOWL')

Hehehe. Given Trump's revelation in the past that he had a copy of Mein Kampf on his bedside table, and his overall sympathy for Nazi ideology, I wonder if his handlers had to talk him out of calling it "Überintelligence."

Perhaps when hyperbole doesn't cut it, Trump could select parabole - then he would just have a single focus in his presidency. Ha.

22 minutes ago, TheVat said:

Perhaps when hyperbole doesn't cut it, Trump could select parabole - then he would just have a single focus in his presidency. Ha.

... or the ability to speak in parables?