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  1. Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us that do.

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    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      It's a joke about irony.

    3. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      That one flew over him. :)

    4. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      No. It didn't even fly over him. That means he might of noticed something but not quite caught it. This teleported right past.

  2. My parents refuse to allow me to invest the $500 that I have saved up to use in the stock market.

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    2. Lord Antares

      Lord Antares

      I'd say that the parents are smart in this case. You could be making return. But you could also not be making returns.

    3. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      If I could make millions, I'm sure they'd let me.

      I just want to increase my money a bit over the next few years. Obviously, I was joking about getting 25% returns.

    4. Lord Antares

      Lord Antares

      Yes, but you also might not increase money. It's like saying ''I'm going to the casino to earn some money''.

  3. There was a test that was suppose to take 4 hours. I finished it in 30 minutes, and had to sit there the rest of the time. UGHHHHHHH.

    1. fiveworlds

      fiveworlds

      Could you not leave? They let us leave when we are done. 4 hours is a bit much for one test to be fair.

    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Technically, there were multiple sections and breaks in between the sections. I had to do the sections one at a time, but in total of the four hour period of testing, I only did 30 minutes of actually doing the test.

  4. The point of war is not to die for your country. It's to make the noob on the other side die for his.

  5. I predict a very sharp bull market in the USA in the next 1-2 years, and after that, it will go down. And it will not recover.

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    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      You have no idea what a bull market is do you?

    3. fiveworlds

      fiveworlds

      If it isn't somewhere you sell cattle i'm completely confused??

    4. Raider5678
  6. Try to flatten garbage but instead shove hand through glass bowl, shattering it and destroying your hand. Can cross that off the bucket list.

  7. Try to flatten garbage but instead shove hand through glass bowl, shattering it and destroying your hard. -Check

  8. I just realized how to find percentages 100 times easier then before.

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    2. Sriman Dutta

      Sriman Dutta

      (a*100)/b is same as (a/b)*100

    3. Raider5678
    4. Prometheus

      Prometheus

      Dude, you're well ahead of me: i didn't realise this until i was well into my 20s. But then i was stoned or drunk any time before then.

  9. Why do I keep getting ads for "local single hotties near you!" It's kinda random between the ads for fedoras and cars.

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    2. Moontanman

      Moontanman

      Hell I keep getting ads for mortuaries... Unnerving to say the least...

    3. NimrodTheGoat

      NimrodTheGoat

      But what if there really are hot single woman within a 2 mile radius dying to meet me??

    4. Raider5678
  10. "I was taught to wash my hands after going to the toilet." "Oh really? I was taught to not piss on my hands."

    1. koti

      koti

      Im always more concerned about washing my hands before I go to the toilet not to get germs on my junk.

    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      And you're one of the only ones.

  11. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without being questions about their motives......

    1. NimrodTheGoat

      NimrodTheGoat

      i dont, let the CIA watch their every move and question their motives for crossing the road

    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Notes: Goatboy is discriminatory towards chickens.

  12. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road with about being quested about their motives.....

    1. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      That's very profound and photosynthesis

  13. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't roll like that. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness.

    1. jimmydasaint

      jimmydasaint

      That brought a smile to my face. Nice one!

    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Smiles for the win.

  14. Tell a man the universe has 300 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him the bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.

    1. StringJunky
    2. Function

      Function

      I think it is in our explorative nature to strive for debate when testing the theorem is within reach and capabilities.

    3. Strange

      Strange

      Depends on the person. For some, if you tell them the universe has 300 billion stars, then they will want to count them.

  15. Why is it that some people are always like "I wish i lived in the 1800s, where it was so much simpler." So stupid.

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    2. zapatos

      zapatos

      Why is it that some people think the way things are now is always better than things were in the past?

    3. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Well for one, I like space. So if I liked in the past I wouldn't get to watch us progress. Medicine was also awful back then, and the population remained low because so many people died from disease and infections.

    4. quickquestion

      quickquestion

      I don't hate you, Raider5678, but you aren't the majority of modern people to which I referred of. I also hate ancients as well like the Catholics of olde who I hate too. Basically, I hate human society in general.

      And being able to talk online is not the norm for me, on facebook most people refuse to respond to my messages. However, on internet forums, due to a sense of anonymity, people are more open and civilized.

  16. When a kid attacks you, and you break his nose, you get suspended. What the hell is wrong with school policy here?

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    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Or to quote my ex: "I maintain the position he kicked himself in the balls.

    3. zapatos

      zapatos

      I'm generally not opposed to your actions. Well, maybe 10-20 extra punches was excessive, but if someone opens that door, they get what they get.

      I'm just commenting in the post-fight, reflective stage, and trying to keep it honest.

    4. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      10-20 punches was excessive. I didn't count, and it probably wasn't that many, but it was definitely 2-3 strong punches more then was required. He was already on the ground and I was on top.

  17. "Seeing as you're a christian why don't you educate yourself?"

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    2. NimrodTheGoat

      NimrodTheGoat

      byee best of luck with your life maybe youll comeback

    3. koti

      koti

      Hey thanks Raider, I'll take the luck :)

    4. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      Take a break, dust yourself down and come back when you'ready. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

  18. I'm now in the process of the Principle deciding whether I'm capable of taking on an additional course load to finish high school early. Wish me luck.

  19. To anyone who gets acne accompanied with painful lumps, get to the doctor now. You will regret it when everyday you wake up in a pool of your own blood because surprise! It wasn't acne.

    1. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      At least not normal acne.

    2. Sriman Dutta

      Sriman Dutta

      Hmmm...... I never have so severe painful acne, but yes, small blisters.

  20. To anyone who gets acne accompanied with painful lumps, get to the doctor now.

  21. I trust more in the hard working failures in life then the ones who have stumbled onto success by fate.

    1. StringJunky
    2. jimmydasaint

      jimmydasaint

      Where the hell did this come from? Are you OK mate?

  22. You know you're arrogant when your parents cheer when you lose a chess tournament.

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    2. jimmydasaint

      jimmydasaint

      Well done! Nothing to worry about then!

    3. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      When people laugh when you lose you know you're good.

    4. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      I'm leaning toward StringJunky.

  23. I am blind on account of a swollen lymph node. Well, that's an exaggeration. I have a bump behind my ear and it hurts like hell, so I can't wear my glasses. The bump, is a result of a swollen lymph node according to the internet.

    1. Unity+

      Unity+

      Probably should actually go to the doctor and get it checked out lol

    2. Function

      Function

      Yeah. Even if it's something stupid, or if you think it's something stupid, it clearly bothers you. So. Take a trip to the MD

    3. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      I'm still surviving and it's went away. So I think I'm good.

  24. Trump has won. Is it the end of the world? Every time there's an election they say the other side will end the world. And it rarely happens.

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    2. zapatos

      zapatos

      You should open a thread.

       

    3. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Any particular reason?

    4. zapatos

      zapatos

      To follow the rules.

  25. What is it about Geometry that people find so hard? Basic knowledge of parallel angles and verticle etc from BASIC geometry pretty much lets you do the whole thing easily.

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    2. Sriman Dutta

      Sriman Dutta

      Hmmm....Good point.

      But, I think I am too young to grab those stuffs.

    3. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      How old are you?

    4. Sriman Dutta

      Sriman Dutta

      See my profile.

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