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  1. Batgirl seems ok.. keeping robin interested.. huh? Something's fishy.
  2. see spider mans spydesense helps him against danger and all that. So hell his spyde sense will tingle when a bait of bat man full of explosive comes to him. secondly spider man can tangle him in his web. But looking at that site.. i think that wolverine(x men) can beat both of them coz he has awesome healing powers.
  3. Ive been to india.. coz im indian . And the uncooked curry.. bad joke dude or statement. Whatever you meant it to be.
  4. You know how you guys talk abt doing stuff in an elevator.. well here are some. Ill post them here and then other good stuff to do at comon places ill post the link to a site. A small cool site. Im a global mod there so dont worry. Things to do in supermarket: http://www.cafe18.net/index.php?s=&showtopic=1308&view=findpost&p=11072 Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru:http://www.cafe18.net/index.php?s=&showtopic=2538&view=findpost&p=17662 69 Things to do in Wal-Mart:http://www.cafe18.net/index.php?s=&showtopic=2540&view=findpost&p=17665 p.s. please dont consider this spamming or advertising my site. Things to do in an elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas. 7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.) 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral". 14. One word: Flatulence! 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 16. Do Tai Chi exercises. 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!" 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!" 19. Give religious literature to each passenger. 20. Meow occasionally. 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!" 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons. 25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!" 29. Leave a box between the doors. 30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers. 32. Start a sing-along. 33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" 34. Play the harmonica. 35. Shadow box. 36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor. 37. Lean against the button panel. 38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons. 39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space". 41. Bring a chair along. 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 43. Blow spit bubbles. 44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger." 50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
  5. Agreed.. No super powers. I like his car in batman begins though. Awesome. And his butler is cool. Spiderman has no butler
  6. why?

    Mona Lisa

    First of all its a work of leanardo da vinci.. a very famous painter. Then whereever you stand it seems like its eyes follow you. It has no eyebrows i think.. There is a lot of controversy as people believe its a guy or something like that.
  7. Fort minor songs specially Whered you go, Right now. I do like Postal Service (Be still my heart) but Nothing better reachs to my heart somehow. Also U2 with or without you... How can i forget James Blunt. I didnt read to carefully but i havent seen anyone mention him?? James BLunt: Your Beautiful, Cry, Suger coated.. what the hell.. i like all of them. Could listen to them the whole day.
  8. One is an undergrad student in BU. As i was searching i found a lot of Sahil's who were very smart and had won some academic prize. Though most of them were in India.
  9. This is the only forum I know with so much Information.
  10. why?

    no Internet

    I had the same problem some time ago. Well my IP adress was all 0's. Like Well i just restored my computer and it worked again. I think one of the files got corrupt or something.
  11. I like the tune of that song. How about just using the symbols. It always helped me. But i nevr had to learn the whole thing though.
  12. Did you guys hear about the New York school searches. Well the letter they gave us said that they were going to randomly pick a day and search the student for weapons, cell phones, MP3 players etc. And they are going to use the flight metal detectors. Here is a link to a copy of the NY times article. . http://www.refuseandresist.org/police_state/art.php?aid=2345 I personally believe that this is total waste of time and money. I mean my keys will probably set the alarm off and so will my belt buckle. the circular said that i should take of such metallic objects and put them in my book bag. 1) my bookbag isnt big enough 2) my pants will fall off. What about pens and zips etc. What about those chains that you wear on your pants? And are they really going to confiscate 4000 cell phone.. Ipods etc? What do you think abt this?
  13. Even though i personally believe that it might be a conspiracy i have a thought that kinda contradicts it. I mean the government of the U.S., big organization and all.. a lot of power. I watched the video that was 1 hr 23 mins long. They did tests taking for example that a boeing might crash into a building or something. It was something like that. Don't you think that there is some smart person who might say.. this is too predictable. I mean think about it.. if this was really a conspiracy dont you think that they would have really really thought about it and not do that stupid stuff. I mean those facts make it look like they just put it out there... they just did it. No intense thinking behind it. Were there no officials who were experst and who could tell that these actions could be later used against them. I mean if they did such a big thing then they must have really really thought about it. And the video makes it look too obvious. Too good to be true. Get it.. me neither. If someone could explain better what im trying to say. I think its the drugs.. lol.
  14. Well the left side of the finger is back to normal but the right upper side is still numb. I think it might be getting better. Well i cant go to the doctors because well its kinda a funny story. My mom and I went shopping and she wanted me to carry all the bags coz her hand was hurting. And you know they have those trolly kinda thingies. She wanted to take that but I insisted that I could carry it in my hand. She said that it'll be heavy but im a stubborn ass. So we went.. and well you know the rest. So now if I go to the doctors or tell anyone about it my moms gonna be like I told you so and I hate that. I have too much pride for that. Mayb i can call the doctor. Certainly can't go. Moral of the story: Listen to your mother.
  15. Well i know that both my parents sides are truly 100% indian blood. Well that might include Pakistani blood 2 coz it was the same thing back then. My last name is Jain and most of the people who follow Jainish ( a religion ) have the last names Jain. I know that my family wasnt really really rich but i know they were all brahmins ( uppermost class in Indian Society) and probably well placed. My mom tells me about her grandparents and funny stories and how they were the head of the villages etc. But dont know too many details and all.
  16. Dearest John, I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delighted gift! I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and affection, Aberdine Dearest John, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine- two Turtle Doves! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. You big silly, what next? All my love, Aberdine Dearest John, Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity - 3 French Hens! They are just darling, but I must insist, you have been too kind. Love, Aberdine Dear John, Today the postman delivered 4 Calling Birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic. Affectionately, Aberdine Dear John, What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 Golden Rings; 1 for every finger! You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All My love, Aberdine Dear John, When I opened the door there were actually 6 Geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, eh? Those geese are huge! Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are starting to complain, and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Aberdine John, What's with you and those F---ing birds? 7 Swans a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? There's bird shit all over the house and they never shut up. I can't get to sleep at night, and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny! Stop with those F---ing birds already. Sincerely, Aberdine Okay buster, I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I to do with 8 maids-a-Milking? It's not enough, but they had to bring their goddamn cows! There's manure all over the lawn, and I can't move in my own house. What are you doing to me? Just lay off, smart-ass! Aberdeen Hey shithead: What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers piping, and Christ do they play. They haven't stopped chasing those 8 maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I to do? The neighbors have started a petition to have me evicted. You'll get yours... Aberdine You rotten prick! Now there are 10 ladies dancing. I don't why I call those sluts ladies. They've been at it all night, along with those frigging pipers! Now the cows can't sleep, and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of shit. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I am going to ask to ask the police to intervene. One who means it. Venomously, Aberdine Listen F---head: What's with the 11 lords a-leaping all over those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again! Those pipers have run through the maids and are committing bestiality with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead! They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied you rotten, vicious, swine. Your sworn enemy, Aberdine Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Aberdine. The destruction of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Aberdine at the Happy Valley Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest. Sincerely, Badger, Bender, Cajole - Attorneys at Law
  17. IS it 32? If not then i dont have the answer either and please tell us.
  18. My finger is still numb and its been 12 hrs. Its not blue or anything but it just feels numb like.I think that the nerves might hve been damaged so i need to give it more time.
  19. Everyone needs help. And thats what they want when they ask for advice. It doesnt irritate me at all but it kinda makes me feel good and proud of myself for 2 reasons. 1) I could help someone. 2)(the more selfish reason) I feel proud of myself that they came to me for advice. Makes me feel superior. (im going to hell arent I? ) They ask for advice when they know the answer because sometimes they just want a conversation starter or they just wanna check or they just like bugging you. I do that a lot of times.
  20. OUCH!!! The longest ive gone without sleep is 36 hours probably. P.S. If the author of the thread doesnt mind and/or the moderators i would like to ask a question in addition. How long have you slept?? My record was 48 hours. lets say alcohol + 2yr old = very sleepy child.
  21. I hate to be a party pooper but i do agree that a lot of times life is really boring. But i think of it in this way. life = boring which is normal for us. Therefor something exciting is not normal. But if exciting was normal for us.. then it would be boring for us coz that would be our normal behavior. Its because exciting stuff is not normal and it doesnt happen everyday that it is exciting. But if was normal then it be our standard of normality ( if such a word exists) and therefor that would be boring for us. Get it?
  22. "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
  23. Anything you know to make it better. like soaking it in hot water .. something like that.
  24. Please help me on this problem of mine. If anyone knows the 1 gallon carton of milk is relatively heavy. And 2 of them are heavier. When combined in a plastic bag with thin plastic strip, it hurts on your finger. Well my problem has gone beyond that. I have probably stopped the blood circulation to my ring finger on left hand. And the upper part is numb. this happened at 6 and now its almost 10. Ive slept 3 hrs and hoped that it would get better but somehow it just wont get better. So just wnt to know if thsi is normal and what i might do to make it less numb. Thnx.
  25. I was just wondering about death and all and this thought came to my mind. What would you do if you knew you were gonna die real soon. I mean you knew the exact time and all?? How would you spend your last day??? Id spend the day with loved ones. Tell everyone I hate that I hate them. Confess everything to everyone. And spend all my money on something usefull. LIke a nice dinner party. Or gifts for someone i love.
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