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  1. why?

    Motorola I930

    No one knows.. WOW.
  2. why?


    Counter Strike. Love that game. Addicted to it though.
  3. Its 2 in the night here. DEad Silence. The lights are off. You know how that would feel like. OUCH!!!!!
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    I hate Oprah coz all i see her doing is bringing up old hurt feelings and making a show out of it.
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    Rap or Crap?

    And you've Heard that? Just kidding. No offense. Rap is pretty good.. even though most of it is crap. As "cloud" earlier said you cant just reject the whole form of art just because most of it is crap. Its like calling modern art crap. I mean most of it.. makes no sense.. atleast to me.. but some of it might be good.
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    Motorola I930

    Ok .. Can anyone name a program from which i can download stuff from my Motorola I930 for Nextel to my computer. P.S. sorry if posted in wrong forum.. but didnt know wher to post it.. anyways... please post it as soon as possible. And if you can give me the link to where you can download it from.
  7. 32 - number of teeth. A diamond per tooth.
  8. I love CS too. I play the online thing and its really fun to kill terrorist. Gives you a sense of accomplishment and a feeling that youve achieved something while in reality all you did was waste time. Thats what i think when i play the game.
  9. Dude.. i went through the same problem as you are facing right now. But we remained friends. Apparently she likes me 2 but cant go out with me. Anyways.. friendship is affected but dont let it get to you. You deserve a better person/friend. You tried.. she doesnt want to.. Screw her.
  10. Id go into the future and make myself rich like hell. CAll me selfish or watever.. ill be rich..
  11. I got Gold.. hmm... im shiny..
  12. The pet store was selling monkeys for five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. (I have a big car.)I let one of drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the stomachs. I laughed. They punched me in the stomach. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its creativeness halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Darn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys. I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad. I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away, but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Jerks. So I punched them in the stomachs. I like monkeys. PS.. how do you get a character? No monkeys were hurt during the making of this joke!!
  13. Things Men dont say 1. Let's watch Lifetime! 2. Sex is overrated. 3. I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4. Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours. 5. There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book. 6. I'm glad I don't have a large penis. 7. My hips are too big. 8. Aw, can't we watch Oprah? 9. Does this suit make me look fat? 10. I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion. 11.This is pretty. 12.Looking down.. do you think its too big? 13. looking at a women.. they need to be smaller. 14.Who the hell likes sports ? 15.Stupid men, always hurt others feelings. 16.Do you think this pink shirt matches with my pink shoes and my pink glasses. 17. I feel fat. 18. Do you think ive gained a few pounds? 19. I need more shoes. 10 pairs arent enough. 20. By me a new dress.
  14. HAHA that was hilarious. She was appropriately crying.
  15. Haha.. true true. Anyways if it makes anyone feel better i had the worst Valentines as well. Me and my girlfriend broke up last month on Jan 23, and we are still friends. I like her a lot but she just doesnt want to continue ... she says she loves me but she has some other reasons she wanted to break up. Anyways so she called me today.. all the way from india and it was so awkward. !0 Mins of total silence. Man that really sucked. Oh and i didnt get any flowers, candy or anything related to that. Atleast we got SFN.
  16. I dont know abt depression but it does cause a headache.
  17. My answer to depression. sleep through it. It always works for me. Or just think abt it more and make yourself really miserable till you dont have anything else to think abt it. That works for me too. Combine them and wahlah.. you have the perfect solution.
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    I agree to that. Me and my girlfriend just broke up a few days ago. Even though i was a little heartbroken i knew it wasnt gonna last for very long. Its not always bad. Sometimes and many times it turns out good or normal.
  19. cry like a sissy girl.. lol. j/k. But sometimes just thinking abt it.. it makes it worse but for me .. after sometime i just dont have anything to think abt that so i get better. and yes sometimes cryin does help. OTherwise i just go to sleep listening to the music i like. and when i wake up im all good.
  20. A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit. The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you." The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he''s on ecstasy!"
  21. A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, ''If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'' With even greater emphasis he said, ''And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'' And then finally, he said, ''And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'' Sermon complete, he then sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, ''For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather at the River.'''
  22. A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don''t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"
  23. This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot and asks him what it looks like. "A naked woman." He shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question. "A naked woman on a bed." "You're a sick pervert!" the psychiatrist exclaims. "I'm not the pervert. You keep showing me all these filthy pictures!"
  24. How long does that take to do in a calculator? Did they have calculators?
  25. why?


    But thats the prob. School and work have limited people you can interact with.
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