why?

Well i read God is now here. I think that would be because i have read this before and i already knew the answer.

Its something to do with time or to be more precise clocks.

I would say i would like to live long or be immortal so that i can read a lot and gain a lot of knowledge.

Nope. Do you want me to give the hint?

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If no one gets this in the next two days.. i will give another clue. That should make it easier.

No.. how is it your numbers ? Give reasons.. there might just be multiple answers.

Okay here is one... 12,1,1,1,2,1,...,...,...,... What will be the next 4 numbers? Here is a hint. Its related to something you look at everyday.

holy #$^%. Even if that wasnt the correct answer, that was a pretty precise guess. lol

What if the industrial revolution had never happened?

I believe that porn is ok till a limit. Untill it gets really vulgur. And sometimes they potraite women as sex slaves. Sometimes.

The Firing Squad A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely. The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?'' The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?'' The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song. ''Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...'' __________________

does look like a shark in a way. whatever it is , it is damn ugly.

But what is the homepage?? Maybe a better looking homepage would be better. But i voted "food is good".

i agree that music is a form of science. example a piano works on the movement of wires. The precise vibration of the wires makes a specific sound. So physics is involved.

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death row

i think the sun , i mean leave the tides. without the sun,th water wud freeze. i mean as the other person said

i did not understand the riddle in this

my main question wud b why have u come to earth. i mean if they want to invade us , we r in big trouble. then i wud ask them abut their technology i am under 18

as water is the main source of life, including some other stuff it is neccesary that it shud rain. well we cant stop it from evaporating, so there must b a way to get it back and rain is ur answer

well i dont know if this i will apply totally for u but i once broke by ulna and radia of the right hand totally, like a twig. and well it took me 2 months to heal properly. i mean it was in there 9 weeks. so maybe urs will heal in like 3 or 4 weeks. well if u have a big game coming up i dont think the doctor would advise u to play it. i mean its just 2 weeks. so might as well give it lots of rest get well soon

google works for everything everything i tell u.

ok mayb this is the answer, but u said it wieghs 1 pound so it weighs one pound forget the math look outside the horizon thats mayb