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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can’t see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: “Can you see me now?” The four men answer: “Yes.” “Oui.” “Si.” “Ja.”

Engineering Joke of the day.

Well, it works on lawnmowers..............
I can see some of you guys trying this!
How to start a crop sprayer if the battery is duff. That's a good size engine in the sprayer. Ingenuity at work.
Have a great day

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This is about as religious as I like to get evil.gif

 

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Don't worry! I'm sure there's a cure... ohmy.png

 

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Perhaps when we invent a dryer with a "fold laundry" cycle tongue.png

 

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a... (Oh man, this is so bad, it's good) super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a... (Oh man, this is so bad, it's good) super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Even like the sound of it, his breath is quite atrocious

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Thanks to Science is Awesome on facebook.

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The comparison game.

 

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I know what you're thinking lol...

 

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Yep... This pretty much sums me up lol happy.png

 

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A scientist is a group of atoms studying atoms.

 

Do not trust atoms, they make up everything.

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My brother smoked so many candy cigarettes as a kid, I got secondhand diabetes.

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