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Just when you were about to throw a party because Gilded stopped posting in the Science Shirts thread, you check it and YIPES!:

 

"There are 10 types of people in the world - Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"Hey baby, I'm Chlorine. Wanna be my alkali metal?"

"If time traveling is real, expect me to kick your ass five years ago"

"Who even needs absolute zero being reached when you can reach Absolut Vodka?"

"Being made of nuclear waste of stars sucks"

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  • 5 years later...

Bump!

 

Anyone have witty or funny shirt ideas? We might just end up having a few for sale for our lucky members.

 

I've got the start of one -- Phi above suggested "I'm not a MAD Scientist, I'm more of a Thoroughly ANNOYED Scientist!", but then I saw this:

 

http://cowbird.110mb.com/46.html

 

engineer.png

 

Now I need to think of a joke based on the mad scientist vs. mad engineer dichotomy. Hmm. Ideas?

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"Science: it doesn't have all the answers.

 

Just all the cool ones"

 

To paraphrase an earlier one with a slight variation: "If you were a scientist you'd be mad too!"

 

"Scientist available for opportunity sampling"

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Or, for added innuendo:

 

 

SCIENCE

Wait till you see what comes out of my genes!

Also:

Science - It's too big for my genes!

 

Science - Interesting things found in my genes!

 

Science - It exploded out of my genes!

 

Science - Explore my genes!

 

I do like "One lab accident away from becoming a supervillain".
That's from an episode of The Big Bang Theory. I don't know if every joke from a TV show is copyrighted, or if we could use it paraphrased or something.

 

"Things get sticky when you start charging money." --Heidi Fleiss

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BTW, guys, I don't mind taking the ideas and making images and then the shirts, but if any of you feel creative, have a few moments, and want to create an image (big, for printing, 150+ dpi and at least 1000x1000 pixels), you can post it here and I'll take it and add it to the collection.

 

~moo

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From Dexter...

 

'Science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on'

 

BTW, guys, I don't mind taking the ideas and making images...

 

Break a leg, perhaps we could merge the above with 'It's too big for my genes!' (titter)

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