haiku is over

i have to move now

no life left in

why are you confused? ...your dad on a pogo stick... don't you get it yet?

 

The joke is on you.

It has always been your mom...

on my pogo stick.

dude, my mom is dead.

so, is your dad a necro?

that is disgusting.

dude' date=' my mom is dead.

so, is your dad a necro?

that is disgusting.[/quote']

your mom i saw the

other day at walmart, it was,

so you lie really bad

crapfook, you work there.

i forgot you had a job.

how about free food?

don't eat the chicken

the sell by date is dead wrong

you would likely die

 

avoid electronics

equal opportunity

hiring yeilds poor help

Walmart, a big bully

the world's friendly superpower

I'll never go near one

Walmart is my friend.

They show system working well.

Consumer has choice.

 

Walmart' date=' a big bully

the world's friendly superpower

I'll never go near one[/quote']

 

By the way, your first line has Six syllables, your second nine, and your third six.

Walmart' date=' a big bully

the world's friendly superpower

I'll never go near one[/quote']"Halt! Haiku Police!

Step away from your machine,

your hands in the air!"

 

Haiku court is harsh,

starbug1 has good defense:

he holds up his hands....

 

The Judge let's him off.

He has too many fingers;

six on right, eight left!

of my syllables

I never really knew well

caught now! Haiku cop!

 

six on right, eight left!

I find it hard to shake hands

let me go, please go!

 

I go straight to hell

syllables and poetry

not cut out for me

Wow, haikus are wierd.

I can't think of something to say.

Oopsies, that was eight.

Y_Ditty is also

yourdadonapogos and

Organized Chaos

Go straight to jail do

not pass go do not collect

200 dollars

All pointless pass-times

of pseudoscience poets

give me a head-ache.

I do agree with

Servian about those damn

psudoscientists

I never wrote Haiku

I only write depressed

Be happy they say

3y3 4m l33t h4x0r

j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!

fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.

Bump! the Haiku Thread!

A Spanish Inquisition

that no one expects!

 

Counting on fingers

to get the syllables right;

Digital poem!

As the deadline comes

I ask, why do I spend time

Counting syllables?

Oh, the Haiku Thread...

Phi has resurrected it...

or attempted to.

My mighty Haiku,

yourdadonapogos, tick-

les the minds of all.

Yes, I suck at life. But I am good at nuke school. I pwn all of you.

ATOMIKPSYCHO

He is a god; he pwns you

LOLOLOLOLOL

Saint Nick on the scene,

ho-ho-hobo in red drag.

Psycho-babble-fest!

Dies Natalis

Invicti Solis is near!

Why is it so dark?