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The Haiku Thread


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"Paint my porch," she asked.

I did, but it's not a porch.

It's a mercedes.

 

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When something is

pretty but worthless inside,

they say it's *gilded*.

 

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It's Haiku Potshots!

Who's the fairest in the land?

A girl named Gilded!

 

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"Red Bull gives you wings!"

Which makes your sweater look so

funny in the back.

 

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There's no wrong answer,

so I'm just going to say,

"Buffalo candle".

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Hey Doctor, is that

Thermometor warm, oh, oh,

oh, NO, ANAL RAPE!!!!

 

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I am going to

appologise for that one

it was a bit bad

 

It was not my fault

It was all the fault of that

Sayonara dude

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Barack has played Pong

but McCain used to throw stones

at Salem witches

 

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Carbon dating works

below sixty-thousand years,

not on John McCain.

 

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That McCain guy, eh?

Promises of grand change, has

a grand prostate too.

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Breathe the heady air,

wafting gently through the room.

Don't feed the dog meat!

 

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Hiccups on cell phones;

Technolobiology,

can you --- hear me now, ---?

 

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Ornamentation.

A voodoo tattoo for you,

I'll take the spleen stud.

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Psilocybin helps

with stuff like haiku and such.

Or so I have heard.

 

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Warhammer Online!

Who needs a job anyway

when you can kill dwarfs?

 

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One BFG please.

There is a cyberdemon

in the yard again.

 

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Cherry Coke for me?

No! Such eldritch blasphemy!

Burn it with napalm!

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Wife in viva as

we speak, hope she is alright

I think she will pass...:)

 

No more MrsP

Soon to be DrP too

very confusing.:D

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MrsP with a

PhD now DrP

Along with me! Yay! xxx

 

I knew she would pass

great piece of ass, whoops, forgot,:embarass:

no need to rhyme - class!....:D

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  • 3 weeks later...
  • 2 months later...

Haiku! Haiku! It's

off to work with you! With

dwarves it doesn't rhyme.

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January 8,

the day I will remember!

I don't know for what.

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With you at my side,

there is nothing I can't do

to not be unglad.

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Pathetic mortals,

You are no match for my wrath,

Spammy, spam, spam spam

 

I like the cut, of

Phi's jib it's so nice, but his

Haiku's they suck though

 

My friends they insist,

That such tenuous Haiku's

Are so 98

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