Gilded Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 O, a pine table! Dark, thick evil surrounds it. Where's the damn chainsaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakdos Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Very flattering' date='cat, for you to lick me, but unsanitary. Why, you ask, kitty? It's because you lick your butt, cleaning kittily.[/quote'] i did not ask you I wouldnt lick you anyway i dont swing that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Cat, I'm jealous, *sigh* if I could reach I wouldn't need cable TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J'Dona Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Back from USA, California's rather large, Not like the UK Slept on floors and sheets, San Francisco airport seats, Hoarding British sweets Camps and redwood trees, Sister's wedding, no bedding? Cramps, but good times, food Next day on the go, Five days straight across three states, Highway radio Come Election Day, In the coolest place in States Death Valley, to say Las Vegas: the Strip, Hoover Dam and Grand Canyon, Feel like a tourist Soon back overseas, Just brought shirts and memories And Zim DVD's Rainy place, England, Work is boring, house is dull But they have broadband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilded Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Oh dear, I've got my geography test damn soon. This morning really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 So many newbies since I last visited here. Some Haiku-ers, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodhound Posted November 13, 2004 Author Share Posted November 13, 2004 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilded Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Oh, haiku thread ownz! Y'all newbs should do haiku too. Go haiku thread go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattd Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Aztecs smoked the leaves But it was Cadbury's who Really got it right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Leaving my post in the Bush administration. Wanted you to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Thai origami, with birds of tranquility, smiles fight violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Thai origami, with birds of tranquility, smiles fight violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Colorado snow, shivering powdery white! Testicles protest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilded Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Guess if it's fun when it's minus twenty five here and two feet of snow? Once: minus twenty. I wore a fisherman's hat. My ears were damn red. >:/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Oh, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition! That's their main weapon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilded Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 I ate 'shrooms again. Now I think Bush is very smart. No more 'shrooms for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Beware the Bushrooms! They'll make you paranoid and see God everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilded Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Primitive Bushmen aren't great either, I think. They steal your oilwells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Bush-el basket case, Iraq sees the burning Bush and now feels am-Bushed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Bloodhound wrote nonsense I ask the gods of Haiku poetic justice? Bloodhound will be smote Such wrath not seen since noah Spare him they will not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 A B C D EF G H I J K L M N O P Q Bloodhound wrote nonsenseI ask the gods of Haiku poetic justice? Bloodhound will be smote Such wrath not seen since noah Spare him they will not! High Court of Haiku in session. Honorable Judge Blike presiding. Bloodhound is charged with metered alphabattery. How do you plead, dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilded Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 O, brave Sir bloodhound! One might say, that your haiku is quite not "t3|-| |_33t". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auk Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Me know me is smart People other think me dumb No listen me smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodhound Posted November 30, 2004 Author Share Posted November 30, 2004 Bloodhound wrote nonsense I ask the gods of Haiku poetic justice? Bloodhound will be smote Such wrath not seen since noah Spare him they will not! Beauty is in the eye Of the Beholder. This is new form of Haiku. A Bit like Modern Art may I say. River of Creativity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 The accused speaks well! "Creativity river, not the A-B-Seas!" What is the verdict? Are there grounds for sentencing? For Haiku hanging? What say you, Judge blike? Shall he run free or have you found sound bloodhound grounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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