16 hours ago, J.C.MacSwell said:

(Do we tell him?)

 

just kidding!

I know, depends on who is asked, lol

If an extraterrestrial spacefaring civilisation actually exists, and decides to visit earth over the next four years, I hope they won’t choose to land on US territory, because Trump is going to deport them as illegal aliens…

I’ll see myself out.

5 hours ago, Markus Hanke said:

If an extraterrestrial spacefaring civilisation actually exists, and decides to visit earth over the next four years, I hope they won’t choose to land on US territory, because Trump is going to deport them as illegal aliens…

I’ll see myself out.

Space alien turns up in the  US and says "please don't take me to your leader".

 

This is a real book incidentally. Each line of the 50 or so poems is carefully cross-referenced to a public utterance by the Poetaster-in-Chief.

Trump's negotiation Team:

Hegseth:"So we'll agree to keep Ukraine out of Nato...if Putin agrees to keep all the land he stole..."

 

What's the difference between Elon Musk and a lemur?

Elon made an electric car.  The lemur Madagascar.

(sorry)

 

But not sorry enough to stop from trying another one:

Why does Musk want to make Europe great again?

Because he's a MEGA lomaniac.

 

 

It seems like some of the Republican side, while clinging to the belief Trump may still have a shirt or two up his ass where they can't see them...are at least starting to admit the Emperor has no visible sign of clothing.

On 2/20/2025 at 11:21 PM, swansont said:

I disagree. It would be a Lorena Bobbitt.

1 hour ago, joigus said:

I disagree. It would be a Lorena Bobbitt.

Somehow I was reminded of a  rather unfair joke;
Q What would you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?"

A An improvement

22 minutes ago, John Cuthber said:

Somehow I was reminded of a  rather unfair joke;
Q What would you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?"

A An improvement

I remember this one. I understand some lawyers find it quite funny. And I with them.

99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I guess then that I'm just lucky to be helped by the other 1%.

What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?

A doberman.

 

On 2/26/2025 at 11:05 AM, TheVat said:

What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?

A doberman.

 

That's hardly fair. It's always the 90% of lawyers that give the rest a bad name.

On 2/26/2025 at 2:59 AM, Eise said:

99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.

And now I see this...

The USA should be placed under Canada's legal guardianship until a competent adult can be found to take it over...

Unthankful fish obviously attacked the snake, and noticeably isn't even in a suit and tie...