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Give me your best catch phrase!


falcon9393

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<when somebody asks a question which has a fairly obvious affirmative response>

 

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

 

 

<as an alternative>

 

Does a bear crap in the woods?

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I like my women like my oil...sweet, light and crude.

 

Where ever you go, there you are. And so is some guy trying to sell you stuff.

 

Not all Conservatives are stupid, but you'd never know it by talking to them.

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I hate my life.

I enjoy gratuitous amounts of sexuyssufeykjaious.

So you're about a size 14? (anyone get it? no?)

 

Not really catch-phrases...more things I yell at people when I'm bored...

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I like

"Don't worry even the inept have self-esteem."

"If you had been doing your job correctly there wouldn't be a man with a pail and broom following you around."

 

I need to come up with friendlier ones. :-(

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