I started filling out my application to go on an LDS mission months ago. I put in my papers, and I found out last Wednesday that I'm called to go to the South Dakota Rapid City Mission in May. I will send my letter of acceptance tomorrow. I'll be back probably around May/June 2009.

 

I'll miss you guys, I've been here for years, and this community is responsible for a great deal of my personality and character. I think I was 15 when I first signed up, confused little kid. SFN has been a great place to grow up. I won't forget you guys, when I get back this'll be one of the first places I got (after my house and the refrigerator ).

 

If you have any questions about what I'm doing you can ask here.

I always wanted to ask who that guy was in your avatar, I gotta know. Have fun on your mission and take it easy.

Asimov, science fiction author. Original Image

Well.......you won't convert me, but if you finish up in Oz I can promise you a welcome and a good feed. Cheers.

 

The heart knows it's true path, follow it's calling.

They don't have computers in Rapid City, South Dakota?

since no one asked, what exactly do you do? There are churches like yours here in our place but I haven't exactly met anyone who is a Mormon.

I'll miss you guys, I've been here for years, and this community is responsible for a great deal of my personality and character.

You can't really make that stick in a court of law.

I think I was 15 when I first signed up, confused little kid.

Remember you liked Weezer?

SFN has been a great place to grow up.

Call me later about your damage deposit.

I won't forget you guys, when I get back this'll be one of the first places I got (after my house and the refrigerator ).

Got it. X-box, cheese, *then* SFN.

If you have any questions about what I'm doing you can ask here.

Is it true you'll be staging raids from Rapid City on Detroit to stuff copies of the Watchtower into automobile airbags? Do you realize how lost you're going to be without Cartesian mapping? Do you have to give up technology for this mission and is it true you've been contacted by the neo-Amish? How did the subcutaneous MP3 player implant operation go? Did you know that my sense of humor is considered absurd by at least one online quiz?

remeber to give 'em hell.

remeber to give 'em hell.

Don't think that's exactly what I'll be trying to do

today when I was in a bus, the person seated next to me happened to be a Mormon. He kept on talking about stuff they do. Anyway, its funny how coincidental that was.

Oh guess who's back.

Oh guess who's back.

 

Welcome home!

welcome back, bro... did they really not have computer access for 2 years?

Oh guess who's back.

Finally. Something actually worth resurrecting a dead thread for.

 

Welcome back.

Welcome back. 2 years without computer access? Is South Dakota really *that* bad?

How do we know you're really -Demosthenes-?

Crazy-Mormon.

Isn't that a bit redundant?

How do we know you're really -Demosthenes-?

good point... it could be Locke assuming Demosthenes's identity.

good point... it could be Locke assuming Demosthenes's identity.

Your double entendre was not Lost on me.

welcome back, bro... did they really not have computer access for 2 years?

 

Missionaries are pretty busy

 

Crazy-Mormon.

Isn't that a bit redundant?

 

Yes.

It's... it's... it's ALIVE!

Missionaries are pretty busy

I've heard when one assumes a missionary position, it requires effort, diligence and focus.

I've had like no time, I just started school, summer term. I was anxious to get back into it. Computer Science major. What the heck's been going on here?

What the heck's been going on here?

Wade and Nancy had their baby, but that hasn't stopped Wade from hitting on Nancy's sister Charlene, who lost her job at the ad agency after her boss Desmond found out she was sleeping with Desmond's assistant Helga, who, it turns out, is really Wade's evil twin brother who went to Brazil and had a sex change.

Wait a tick, when did Desmond become Charlene's boss?