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Moderation Consideration (off-topic posts split from Spotting Pseudoscience)


Popcorn Sutton

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Look, Popcorn, we don't want you as a moderator. Not yesterday, not now and probably not ever. Do yourself (and us) a favor and give up.

For some reason, I started reading this post like it was Green Eggs and Ham and was disappointed that it didn't work out.
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Give me a few minutes.



We do not want you,

dear Popcorn.

I swear on my life

and my firstborn.


Would you like me
as your staff?


We would not like you
as our staff.
We would not quite know
to cry or laugh.

We would not like
our choice to mourn.
We would not like
you, dear Popcorn.

Would you want me
with new name?
Would you want me
with all I claim?


We would not want you
with new name.
We would not want you
with all you claim.

We would not like
our choice to mourn.
We would not like
you, dear Popcorn.

That's all I feel like doing. Green Eggs and Ham is much longer than I remembered.

Edited by hypervalent_iodine
Replacing the missing 'u'
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Would you take me if I had wings?

Would you take me if I was king?

Would you let me in your staff

If I made you cry and laugh?

 

If you want to make progress

I can argue in a dress

If that makes you happy sir

I can make it full of fur

 

What if I was popular?

What if I never said derr?

What if I solved a few problems?

Would you let me in on the fun?

 

All I want is to moderate

I just want to see the state

The code that people post on here

The code that people write so clear

 

If I had a great thought

If it was something that you bought

Would you let me moderate?

Would you let me accept my fate?

 

I cannot sit and let people suffer

Survival is my only buffer

If I took you on a date

Would you let me moderate?

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Give me a few minutes.

 

We do not want you,

Dear Popcorn

I swear on my life

And my firstborn.

 

...

That's all I feel like doing. Green Eggs and Ham is much longer than I remembered.

+1

 

(Morn? Mourn?)

 

 

oh popcorn sutton

so much posting, zero thought

troll of little note

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You guys must have a secret bond

Something you won't let me in on

I understand if it's for the best

But do not think I'm like the rest.

 

I chose to be Popcorn Sutton

And I often refrain from hitting the send button

I cannot accept this appointed fate

I will find a way to moderate

 

It would be interesting to know in what areas you guys consider yourselves experts.

 

We could form a team like team america. We could call ourselves "the super squad, scientician edition"

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Give me a few minutes.

 

 

We do not want you,

dear Popcorn.

I swear on my life

and my firstborn.

 

Would you like me

as your staff?

 

We would not like you

as our staff.

We would not quite know

to cry or laugh.

 

We would not like

our choice to mourn.

We would not like

you, dear Popcorn.

 

Would you want me

with new name?

Would you want me

with all I claim?

 

We would not want you

with new name.

We would not want you

with all you claim.

 

We would not like

our choice to mourn.

We would not like

you, dear Popcorn.

 

That's all I feel like doing. Green Eggs and Ham is much longer than I remembered.

Good good. I think we should move on to Haiku.
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