Jedi am I,

Learn from Yoda I did,

talk boll0cks do I!

Merry Christmas all!

What a friend you are, Jesus

(I want a pony)!

Christmas is stolen.

Bring back reason for season.

Saturnalia!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha,

That was a good one, yourdad.

It was real funny.

Coldness descends, the sun is lost. Yet, mushrooms sprout.

 

Never overlook an opportunity. I walked into the closed restaurant kitchen in the morning and found a lovely PuertoRiquena friend up to her elbows in a large bowl mixing raw mushrooms in oil and oregano. I hugged her saying ah now I have you where I want you, entre los hongistos. This was fun so I carried on, Yo tengo un hongisto personal! Quiere sentirlo, mi querida amiga???[[Where are the upside-down question marks???]]

Coldness descends, the sun is lost. Yet, mushrooms sprout.

 

Never overlook an opportunity. I walked into the closed restaurant kitchen in the morning and found a lovely PuertoRiquena friend up to her elbows in a large bowl mixing raw mushrooms in oil and oregano. I hugged her saying ah now I have you where I want you, entre los hongistos. This was fun so I carried on, Yo tengo un hongisto personal! Quiere sentirlo, mi querida amiga???[[Where are the upside-down question marks???]]

 

With your num lock on

Hold Alt then type 1 6 8

Release Alt, viola.

"My life's ambition:

to poop without any help".

Cancer takes it all.

 

(Sorry for the morbid post, it's based on actual patient I had today)

 

The pager beckons:

"Patient is unresponsive."

My wife eats alone.

Blike I honor your sharing. Tomorrow is SOLSTICE and we will howl. iNow, cool, sounds like I'm busted en Espanol. P.S. I'm not getting either upside-down question marks or violas.

Blike I honor your sharing. Tomorrow is SOLSTICE and we will howl. iNow, cool, sounds like I'm busted en Espanol. P.S. I'm not getting either upside-down question marks or violas.

 

Use your number pad

It's on far right of keyboard

Hence need for num lock

Language serves as needed. ►Que se puede decir? ((My apologies; my keypad numbers are bad and I need to replace it. Poetically, I shall desist.))

'ello, I be back!

So may the irrelevant

posting commense, lol.

Taq polymerase

will make my PCR work

now I need primers:eek:

Super-glue sets fast. Saliva accelerates; a handy glueset.

Gee, this is fun

 

She hates me so much

Why the hell aren't my eyes blue

and yet she is hot

 

 

[CLASSIFIED] , that's personal:cool:

I went to Six Flags

Went on some cool coaster ride

Then my friend threw up

Commitment to learn poetic forms of Haiku yields sublime essence. (Typography sucks. How do you make a new line? Style is important.)

Well, I don't get it

What Noman is saying now

The art of Haiku?

 

Are not Haikus meant

to talk about, like, nature?

Oh well these are good!

Haiku is an art

That I will never master

Not that it matters

Haiku is lowku

without the swearing and the

grain alcohol shots.

 

____________________________

 

January itches

and I may have to make a

few rash decisions.

 

New job, new worries.

Tons of opportunity,

must start from scratch.

 

Friction addiction!

Starting fresh - starting happy

Oh, aye, there's the rub!

You want natural? . . . I mix brown hide glue crystals! . . . We still boil 'em down!

OK Norman yeah

whatever dude this sucks

can't think anymore

 

Im tired (take as one syllable) and its late

My brain does not want to work

I should go to bed

 

But sad news to say

my friend just died yesterday

It was really sad

 

....and I'm serious about the friend one...

Condolenses taq

Friends are important in life

Hold their memory

Acknowledging death . . . is necessary to know . . . preciousness of life.

Typing on keyboard,

Alas, another frozen,

Control-Alt-Delete.

Global Climate Change

It's real, despite denial

Wake up, you Earthlings!