YT2095 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Jedi am I, Learn from Yoda I did, talk boll0cks do I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Merry Christmas all! What a friend you are, Jesus (I want a pony)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Christmas is stolen. Bring back reason for season. Saturnalia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, That was a good one, yourdad. It was real funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Coldness descends, the sun is lost. Yet, mushrooms sprout. Never overlook an opportunity. I walked into the closed restaurant kitchen in the morning and found a lovely PuertoRiquena friend up to her elbows in a large bowl mixing raw mushrooms in oil and oregano. I hugged her saying ah now I have you where I want you, entre los hongistos. This was fun so I carried on, Yo tengo un hongisto personal! Quiere sentirlo, mi querida amiga???[[Where are the upside-down question marks???]] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Coldness descends, the sun is lost. Yet, mushrooms sprout. Never overlook an opportunity. I walked into the closed restaurant kitchen in the morning and found a lovely PuertoRiquena friend up to her elbows in a large bowl mixing raw mushrooms in oil and oregano. I hugged her saying ah now I have you where I want you, entre los hongistos. This was fun so I carried on, Yo tengo un hongisto personal! Quiere sentirlo, mi querida amiga???[[Where are the upside-down question marks???]] With your num lock on Hold Alt then type 1 6 8 Release Alt, viola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blike Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 "My life's ambition: to poop without any help". Cancer takes it all. (Sorry for the morbid post, it's based on actual patient I had today) The pager beckons: "Patient is unresponsive." My wife eats alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Blike I honor your sharing. Tomorrow is SOLSTICE and we will howl. iNow, cool, sounds like I'm busted en Espanol. P.S. I'm not getting either upside-down question marks or violas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Blike I honor your sharing. Tomorrow is SOLSTICE and we will howl. iNow, cool, sounds like I'm busted en Espanol. P.S. I'm not getting either upside-down question marks or violas. Use your number pad It's on far right of keyboard Hence need for num lock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Language serves as needed. ►Que se puede decir? ((My apologies; my keypad numbers are bad and I need to replace it. Poetically, I shall desist.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilded Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 'ello, I be back! So may the irrelevant posting commense, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taq_is_hot Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Taq polymerase will make my PCR work now I need primers:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Super-glue sets fast. Saliva accelerates; a handy glueset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarkshade Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Gee, this is fun She hates me so much Why the hell aren't my eyes blue and yet she is hot [CLASSIFIED] , that's personal:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taq_is_hot Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I went to Six Flags Went on some cool coaster ride Then my friend threw up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Commitment to learn poetic forms of Haiku yields sublime essence. (Typography sucks. How do you make a new line? Style is important.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taq_is_hot Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Well, I don't get it What Noman is saying now The art of Haiku? Are not Haikus meant to talk about, like, nature? Oh well these are good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Haiku is an art That I will never master Not that it matters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Haiku is lowku without the swearing and the grain alcohol shots. ____________________________ January itches and I may have to make a few rash decisions. New job, new worries. Tons of opportunity, must start from scratch. Friction addiction! Starting fresh - starting happy Oh, aye, there's the rub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 You want natural? . . . I mix brown hide glue crystals! . . . We still boil 'em down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taq_is_hot Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 OK Norman yeah whatever dude this sucks can't think anymore Im tired (take as one syllable) and its late My brain does not want to work I should go to bed But sad news to say my friend just died yesterday It was really sad ....and I'm serious about the friend one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Condolenses taq Friends are important in life Hold their memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Albers Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Acknowledging death . . . is necessary to know . . . preciousness of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralA Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Typing on keyboard, Alas, another frozen, Control-Alt-Delete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Global Climate Change It's real, despite denial Wake up, you Earthlings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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